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[Hatoful Dandy]

That Jojo reference came out of nowhere

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'm about to watch the RE:view of The Guest. I wanted to watch the movie before seeing the video. I'm noticing a pattern with this screenwriter where he starts the movie out in a very promising way and then it just all peters out by the end.

Spoiler for The Guest:

Spoiler

Barret must have been like: "okay, so there's this guy who is like the ultimate military badass who visits this family that has problems. And he kind of serves as an evil genie who violently solves their problems."

Suits in charge: "Okay, then what?"

Barret: "Uhm, the military police come and he shoots everyone? And then it just ends."

Spoiler for You're Next:

Spoiler

Barret: "Okay, so we open with a mysterious murder by perpetrators with animal masks. Cut to a family get together and they're murdered one by one by this group of people."

Suits in charge: "Then what happens?"

Barret: "Okay, the girlfriend of one of the guy's is a survivalist and there's this cat and mouse game going on. But then there's a twist where two of the family members hired hitmen to kill everyone to get the inheritance."

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[Red Hood]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeK889V5M88

Damn, that was brutal.

 

[tehpope]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeK889V5M88

How the fuck is rich the most dapper there wearing a pacman jacket?

 

[OhGoy]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeK889V5M88

I expected the whole "What are we doing with our lives?!" bit to be entirely different than what it was. When he started walking away from the group, I thought he'd be handed a check from Disney by someone off-screen and go, "Oh... well, nevermind," and immediately go back to the "hack-fraud" act.

I will give them props for the "Do you have Low-T?" bit, though. That was pretty funny.

 

[Judge Holden]

If i could make greasy hate-filled manlove to Rich Evans just for a minute I would die a happy man. Experiencing such perfection would be well worth the AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS

 

[ZehnBoat]

How the fuck is rich the most dapper there wearing a pacman jacket?

because he is the most dapper full stop

 

[Near]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NeK889V5M88

Took only 3 minutes to make me laugh like a retard. Well played, RLM

 

[An Ghost]

Always wearing converse. Always.

 

[An Ghost]

 

[OhGoy]

i can't wait for "space cop vs critters" by redlettermedia

featuring neelix

 

[An Ghost]

Who owns more than one color of converse

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

I'd love to see them cover Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know sometimes I do honestly die a little on the inside when I see the sights this twisted timeline puts before my eyes

So Disney just held some shitbag hipster party called "Galactic Nights" in that "Disneys Hollywood Studios" theme park and this is what the DJ was wearing

Spoiler: for context, several weeks earlier

 

[TinCan Wizard]

^''Galactic Nights'' Why is this so sad?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

^''Galactic Nights'' Why is this so sad?

Because you know that no one's getting laid once the party is over.

 

[Cable 7]

^''Galactic Nights'' Why is this so sad?

It's like a really autistic Charlolettesville riot.

 

[millais]

None of them are even in Star Wars costume. They just showed up wearing typical hipster/bugman/soyboy clothing. If more of them were in costume, it would be more embarrassing but less depressing.

 

[ZehnBoat]