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"Sawzall saws all."Crank 2 is one of my favorite films of all time. I don't think there's a movie that's as 110% committed to being exactly what it is: as intentionally stupid of an action movie as possible, a real life Looney Toons cartoon. Neveldine/Taylor are unironically auteurs in the sense that they make movies in a style that is entirely unique to them. Basically stretching out the kinetic energy of a late 90s big beat/techno song to 90 minutes, with plenty of self-aware humor without being up its own ass. All their films follow this approach including Gamer and Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance. If you "get" what they're going for, they're fucking incredibly fun movies, but definitely not for everyone and that's what makes them great.
Also Jay going off on same jag at the end how the directors probably "grown up" and are above intentionally juvenile humor, that's just factually not true. Brian Taylor last film, Mom And Dad is about Nic Cage singing the Hanky Panky while trying to murder his children and try not to get murdered by his parents. It's kino.
About John Wick, I still think part 2 is the best. It was just 'big enough' to start getting a bit over the top but still somewhat grounded as barely plausible. I wish 4 had him either end up as the leader of the whole assassin world or had gone totally batshit like the end of Chronicles of Riddick where he's the leader of the universe or something. I didn't bother with the Ballerina one.https://youtube.com/watch?v=KeeDVjRHwsQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=lVPnYI2Vzx4I understood why Crank isn't more popular with a mainstream audiences that liked John Wick and the fast and Furious movies, A brief off topic rants aside: The depiction of the John Wick cinematic universe somewhat diminishes the grounded feel of the first film. The setting seems too expansive for a hidden secret society. Ballerina made the setting retarded with large European towns and small cities being populated with nothing but assassins including assassin families with assassin grade schoolers,
I'll never understand why people do this -- it seems to be right up there with incurious fedora-tipping for me. Whoever said that the public has a short memory was right. No, Jay, you dumb nigger, all the degeneracy that people complain about right now has been complained about in every decade, just not necessarily by current-thing-identified spokesmen.
This is the result of decades of aggressive conditioning of the masses by the media. I think (North) Americans have no idea that this concern over depiction and "representation" of non-whites and non-straights isn't nearly as common abroad. Nobody in their right mind thinks that a single fictional character is some kind of representative of a whole ethnic or sexual deviant group.The constant see-sawing of talking about liking the films and then instinctively virtue-signaling about how wrong and bigoted they were is so pathetic.
These people can and will never admit that South Africa with whites in charge in those 60s-80s times were the closest to Wakanda can ever get in Africa and now it's back to all shit.There's also the problem of applying modern sensibilities to past events. I recently heard a white Canadian say something like "well, the 50s and the 60s may have been a great era for Americans, but think about the segregation!". As if he would've cared. Unfortunately, deconditioning is a long and arduous process. It would take months or even years of constant debates to make those people realize that they should focus on supporting people from their own ethnic group and stop clutching pearls when they see Al Jolson (real name Asa Yoelson, BTW) in blackface. Same goes for slavery. Fucking Abraham Lincoln wasn't some ardent defender of civil rights and he was THE PRESIDENT.
Yeah. I think there was like one or two bits where it was funny in other videos they've done, and doing a bit about a Crank 3 with senior citizens could've been good given Mike's fascination with that demographic, but they either need to workshop that shit a bit instead of trying to ad lib it or stop with the sequel brainstorming.Far more egregious was Mike keeping in 10 minutes of his plot for Tranqed 3.
I can give them the benefit of the doubt. I think you could reason with them in a private discussion because they don't bring those issues up all that often and it usually boils down to "it was the 90s". They probably would be agreeable to some extent on the topics of politics, race or sex.These people can and will never admit that South Africa with whites in charge in those 60s-80s times were the closest to Wakanda can ever get in Africa and now it's back to all shit.
This woke fake crying they do really stands out lately. They didn't do it before peak woke and seem to be the last hanging on to it now.
I'll never understand why people do this -- it seems to be right up there with incurious fedora-tipping for me. Whoever said that the public has a short memory was right. No, Jay, you dumb nigger, all the degeneracy that people complain about right now has been complained about in every decade, just not necessarily by current-thing-identified spokesmen.
Sidenote, all the reformed edgelords who hold forth on the internet right now would be horrified to know that they had anything in common with Tipper Gore.
It's also weird that they keep acting as though the bulk of their audience are Zoomers and they have to overexplain things as I would imagine their core demographic starts at like their mid 30s and would be familiar with most of what they are talking about.
Sucks that everyone has to walk the same line or else their career is gone and will never come back unless they become a political extremist podcasterthey act like zoomers and just latch onto whatever the latest thing is and pretend it's correct and permanent.
The Crank films felt like GTA but in film. I feel that the problem with them is that they sort of came out at the wrong time. They would have worked a lot better in 1999 alongside films such as the Matrix or a few years later in the early 2010s when meme culture could have turned them into a real hit.Crank 2 is one of my favorite films of all time. I don't think there's a movie that's as 110% committed to being exactly what it is: as intentionally stupid of an action movie as possible, a real life Looney Toons cartoon. Neveldine/Taylor are unironically auteurs in the sense that they make movies in a style that is entirely unique to them. Basically stretching out the kinetic energy of a late 90s big beat/techno song to 90 minutes, with plenty of self-aware humor without being up its own ass. All their films follow this approach including Gamer and Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance. If you "get" what they're going for, they're fucking incredibly fun movies, but definitely not for everyone and that's what makes them great.
Also Jay going off on some lame jag at the end how the directors probably "grown up" and are above intentionally juvenile humor, that's just factually not true. Brian Taylor last film, Mom And Dad is about Nic Cage singing the Hanky Panky while trying to murder his children and try not to get murdered by his parents. It's kino.
Just because it's eating me up inside I have to inform you all that when making the initial post I should've said "Owen Wilson".Rich had sex with Oscar Wilde.
Its funnier if Rich was a 200 year old faggot.Just because it's eating me up inside I have to inform you all that when making the initial post I should've said "Owen Wilson".
What do I win?Collect your prize whoever said they were going to reference Gremlins 2.