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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
I think the Red Letter Dementia is starting to affect me as well, because I don't remember a single thing about this latest Half in the Bag even though I literally just watched it. Idk, is it too much to ask for them to at least explain the plot of the movie briefly or something before they go straight into ramble mode?
 
I've solved the Lee Daniels problem.
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I noticed that they left 2015's Victor Frankenstein off their list of recent Frankenstein movies, probably because Max Landis wrote it. I was also surprised that the incestuous hentai "girlfriend at home" meme has gotten mainstream enough that Jay referenced it.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
I noticed that they left 2015's Victor Frankenstein off their list of recent Frankenstein movies, probably because Max Landis wrote it. I was also surprised that the incestuous hentai "girlfriend at home" meme has gotten mainstream enough that Jay referenced it.
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Also, no mention of the 1985 The Bride starring Sting and Clancy Brown.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
I noticed that they left 2015's Victor Frankenstein off their list of recent Frankenstein movies
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Mike did mention it.
The movie that was missing from his line up is Dracula Untold. Remember that shit?
It was so funny.
The villain's great plan for defeating Dracula was to... and I'm not joking... put blindfolds on all his soldiers because... if they can't see the scary monster, they won't fear him.
I was fucking crying from laughter when that shit happened.
They just hard cut to hundreds of soldiers walking with blindfolds on and Dracula just slaughters them because they put fucking blindfolds on and couldn't see the vampire attacking.

If that alone doesn't convince you of how bad that movie is, it was written by the same 2 dudes who wrote Morbius, Madame Web and Gods of Egypt.
 
sneedem&feedem said:
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Anyone who thought Mike went to a WWE show cause he was dragged there can go ahead and change their opinion now.
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He's sprinkled in other references here and there. The one I know of off the top of my head was using Mark Henry as the 'nurse' who was changing Plinkett's catheter in one of the Star Wars reviews.

And he tends to float the 'isn't he a wrestler...?' bit in the Money Plane review. I think either he or Rich made mention of Tiny Lister being a pro wrestler, too.
 
Well Intentioned said:
He's sprinkled in other references here and there. The one I know of off the top of my head was using Mark Henry as the 'nurse' who was changing Plinkett's catheter in one of the Star Wars reviews.

And he tends to float the 'isn't he a wrestler...?' bit in the Money Plane review. I think either he or Rich made mention of Tiny Lister being a pro wrestler, too.
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Yep, also in one of the Leo Fong movie watchalongs ("Showdown"), there's a villain who Rich describes as looking like "Brother Love without a tan"
 
The plot of The Bride! sounds like a fever dream. First two paragraphs from Wikipedia synopsis:

Speaking from the afterlife, Mary Shelley says she has a story she wanted to tell after Frankenstein, but could not due to her death. To tell it, she possesses Ida, a woman living in 1936 Chicago, who in her trance proceeds to discuss the criminal activities of crime boss Lupino. Lupino's henchmen Clyde and James discreetly take her aside where Shelley's ranting causes her to fall down a flight of stairs to her death.

Elsewhere in Chicago, Frankenstein's monster, AKA "Frank", arrives at the house of scientist Dr. Cornelia Euphronius. Having read about Euphronius' work on reanimation, he enlists her to create a companion for him after a century of loneliness. Euphronius and Frank choose Ida's corpse and successfully revive her, but she loses her memory in the process. Frank takes advantage of this and states that she is his bride and lost her memory in an accident.
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Budget: $80–90 million
Box office: $23.7 million
 
It really deserves emphasis that there’s nothing inherently scary about mummies. It’s just an exotic burial custom that was considered novel when Victorians were adventuring in Egypt.
 
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