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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
Briareus said:
Except both Sophie Turner & Maisie Williams proved to be so unmarketable outside of GoT they kind of vanished off the face of the earth.
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Especially Maisie Williams. She desperately trying to market herself as a slutty sex symbol like Miley Cyrus but uglier and even smaller butt.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
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Especially Maisie Williams. She desperately trying to market herself as a slutty sex symbol like Miley Cyrus but uglier and even smaller butt.
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Part of the problem, to me at least, is that in many lights she still looks like a kid, and sometimes a kid wearing makeup and trying to be more mature. So the attempt to be sexy is just off putting. You know when you're at the beach and see a girl who couldn't be more than 13 in a bikini, you're not thinking "That's hot" you're thinking "Why did your parents get that for you?" That's all I can think of when I see her like this.
 
Arthur Morgan said:
Part of the problem, to me at least, is that in many lights she still looks like a kid, and sometimes a kid wearing makeup and trying to be more mature. So the attempt to be sexy is just off putting. You know when you're at the beach and see a girl who couldn't be more than 13 in a bikini, you're not thinking "That's hot" you're thinking "Why did your parents get that for you?" That's all I can think of when I see her like this.
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A somewhat relevant copy-paste.

Imagine being Gendry in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Arya, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 15 year old girl from Flea Bottom. Like seriously imagine having to be Gendry and not only lie there while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her unshapely figure. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Winterfell tells her she's SO BADASS and DAMN, Arya LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young peasant girls with perfect bodies shaped by working in the fields all day. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get get laid one last time and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for while baking people into pies. And then she asks for another round, and you know you could kill every single person in this castle before the eunuchs could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gendry. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Close your eyes and bear it.
 
Their Gremlins 3 idea isn't the worst, some ideas need work (not a fan of Billy intentionally letting the gremlins loose), but it needs a big meta/fourth wall moment like in 2 when they take over the projector. Maybe half way through the movie it starts "buffering" and gremlins take over the internet or something.
 
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#lurker said:
Their Gremlins 3 idea isn't the worst, some ideas need work (not a fan of Billy intentionally letting the gremlins loose), but it needs a big meta/fourth wall moment like in 2 when they take over the projector. Maybe half way through the movie it starts "buffering" and gremlins take over the internet or something.
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They were easy on Matrix 4 which had a lot of these kind of ideas in it, and it sucked. And BOMBED. The idea of a guy that never saw the first Gremlins directing part 3 was the best idea they had which hits close to home for most reboots/long breaks.
 
frozen_runner said:
They said it was a total fucking mess but they appreciated the script and ideas.
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What ideas? That Neo’s too old to fight, so now he’s just pushing everyone like some tired Jedi?

Gen X’ers are just here to take the piss out of everything. And that’s the entirety of Matrix 4. It’s a parody.

If Mike and Rich had the same crew and budget, they’d have ended up with the exact same mess. No question.
 
Captain Syrup said:
What ideas? That Neo’s too old to fight, so now he’s just pushing everyone like some tired Jedi?

Gen X’ers are just here to take the piss out of everything. And that’s the entirety of Matrix 4. It’s a parody.
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Calm down, man. The movie sucks. Everyone agrees. I guess the other troon has most of the directing talent.

But I really liked the script, like the boys did. I'll go through all of the reasons why if you really want me to, but I would rather not waste the time if you've decided a reasonable person can't disagree with you.
Captain Syrup said:
If Mike and Rich had the same crew and budget, they’d have ended up with the exact same mess. No question.
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Okay. Nobody watches their channel because we think Mike and Jay are great directors.
 
sneedem&feedem said:
Guess what got announced?

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SUFFER MIKE!
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This wasn't just announced, this was a show that aired in 2019 and got shuttered in 2020 after one season. Unless there's more info about a truly new show being announced, this is all there is to it. I think people recently discovered this trash and assumed it came out just now/is coming out soon? Or am I being a moron and missing some new movie/show announcement?

On a side note, it is pathetic what Disney has done with the Rocketeer IP. That is to say, nothing at all aside from this cringe literal baby show for toddlers. Whatever plans they seem to have for a sequel film sound equally as awful (they were indeed planning on race+gender swapping the Rocketeer, per last time I checked).
 
Briareus said:
This wasn't just announced, this was a show that aired in 2019 and got shuttered in 2020 after one season. Unless there's more info about a truly new show being announced, this is all there is to it. I think people recently discovered this trash and assumed it came out just now/is coming out soon? Or am I being a moron and missing some new movie/show announcement?

On a side note, it is pathetic what Disney has done with the Rocketeer IP. That is to say, nothing at all aside from this cringe literal baby show for toddlers. Whatever plans they seem to have for a sequel film sound equally as awful (they were indeed planning on race+gender swapping the Rocketeer, per last time I checked).
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Dave Steven’s is rolling in his grave at how Disney first squandered, then what all over his creation.
 
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