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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
First I stopped enjoying Re:View, then I stopped enjoying Half in the Bag. I still held out hope for Wheel episodes. I couldn't even finish this one.

This feels like a death in the family.
 
winterfag said:
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"Arnold is still alive. Dobson is still alive. Arnold and Dobson get on a plane and go to Rio. Arnold and Dobson become friends."
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Protistology said:
First I stopped enjoying Re:View, then I stopped enjoying Half in the Bag. I still held out hope for Wheel episodes. I couldn't even finish this one.

This feels like a death in the family.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they are feeling just as burned out on the formats. And really miserable having to follow YouTube's guidelines.
 
In case anyone enjoys Mike's long schizo video descriptions, you can find it below. Apparently it caused the video to get demonetized so he put it on Patreon instead. Personally I find them more enjoyable than most of the videos nowadays.

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Hi Friends! So each time I tried to upload the last WOTW something instantly made it age-restricted when I added either the thumbnail or the description. I finally tried changing the thumbnail and adding a lame short description. I'm not sure if my original video description below was the cause with words like "dead" "dump" "Christ" "DNA" who knows. Either way, the age of my weird rambling descriptions has probably come to and end. Thanks, YouTube. That or filled with asterisks. Who knows. Either way, here's what nonsense I wrote for that video below. Exclusive to you Patreons!


"Help them, Lord! HELP THEM!!! By way of the Wheel of the Worst, these four men are afflicted with some of the worst humanity has to offer them. Why do they do this to themselves? Why not let these VHS cassettes rot into dust the way our lord and savior Jarbus L. Christ intended!!! Let the dust of these tapes flow into the easterly winds of time and get lost in the ocean or whatever. I had a terrifying thought as of late. You know how anthropologists dig up old bones of people. They can use DNA technology and 3D facial reconstruction to find out what the person looked like and things like how they died and what diseases they had. Back then, those people were probably like, "Welp, old so-and-so is dead and gone. Forgotten forever what he looked like and how he died!" but not anymore!!! OR like when Leonardo Da Vinci paints over some half-completed drawing and is like "No one will ever know this shit drawing I started and gave up on cause it was shit! I paint over it!" but no! They can use infrared electro magnascopes and x-rays and see what's below the paint. Well, my thought is: What if right now, WE'RE the old-timey cavemen types. We foolishly think smashing up a VHS tape or burning it into dust will be rid of it forever. Maybe in the future like 5,000 years from now Humans will have some kind of super technology that and FIND and reassemble OLD ATOMIC STRUCTURES that once existed in the past!!! Some kind of insane to think of technology for our now brains to comprehend. Matter is really just changed from one thing to another. Fire turns VHS tape into carbon bits. Who knows what the future holds? What I'm trying to say is that Rich Evans once told me he took a Polaroid photo of himself taking a dump on his Grandmother's grave. Later, he was ashamed of this so he burned the photo. What I'M saying is that thousands of years from now that photo can be reassembled from the molecules floating in the ether of the universe long after the Earth has turned into a Venus-like hellscape. Humans that live and work in space and have since colonized many worlds in our Galaxy will return to Earth one day and from high orbit beam down a laser that will gather and assemble old molecules floating in the winds of the planet that has now become so hot it can melt lead. The molecules travel up the laser to the spaceship and reassemble an old photo of Rich Evans dropping a hot brown load on his Nana's grave. These humans (who have since moved on from the nasty old habit of defecation) will consider such a photo as an old custom of humans that lived tens of thousands of years ago. A gesture of respect and love. They will also then soon discover that 4 grown adult men spent an evening of their lives watching three embarrassing VHS tapes and talking about them on a YouTube program. Future Humans will then know the exact reason why the Earth went to total sh*t."​
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Logistical Nightmare said:
I actually wanted to see the blockbuster vacuum info tape.
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I saw it when I worked there, it was better than most Julia Roberts movies, but it was no Schindler's List.

Protistology said:
Why was the guest's head bigger than the rest of his body?
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AIDS

Honestly, this episode made it clear why Mike is doing the whole "I'm above ALL of it, but fuck the fans when they criticize shit like The Acolyte" thing. It is clear that he is sucking up to all the d-listers in his contacts to get further into voice acting and dares not offend their sensibilities by making fun of things deserving mockery and pointing out the dire quality of Hollywood DEI product these days, lest the opportunities he wishes came 20 years ago, that are now trickling in, dry up on him. He is embarrassed by everything that built his fanbase, but is not entrenched enough in Hollywood to walk away from RLM yet.
 
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Protistology said:
First I stopped enjoying Re:View, then I stopped enjoying Half in the Bag. I still held out hope for Wheel episodes. I couldn't even finish this one.

This feels like a death in the family.
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I'm in the same bag myself, Re:View? eh.. I'll watch one now if it's got Rich Evans in it he still seems like the only one of the crew to still have a twinkle in his eye otherwise HiTB, BoTW and even WoTW episodes are just a grind now. It's like doing an eight hour plus car trip and towards the last few hundred miles you just want it to be fucking over with.

It's honestly sad. I loved them back in what? 2015? when I first discovered them as a tiny channel and I felt such enjoyment when I'd see them upload a fresh HiTB, WoTW or BoTW. It would make my day now it's just "ugh do I really want to sit through an hour of this shit?".

Maybe they need to bring the Canadians back? they always made for the funnest episodes. I'll never forget the grief clown Eloise Cole.
 
PyrrhicRustle said:
David Lynch died, someone do a wellness check on Jay.
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No one likes Josh, but honestly him and Jay talking about Twin Peaks was one of my favorite parts of the entire channel. The "dirty bearded men in a room!" bit as they sip their coffee at the beginning of part 1 still makes me cackle when I think of it.
 
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who ha noticed the joy fade away from the RLM crew. I couldn't tell if it was just me, but it seemed lately that they, especially Mike, have a very Holier-than-thou attitude, shitting on people who don't agree with their movie takes more and more. I can't say I've seen a whole bunch, but I never remember shit like mocking user reviews on films before, or the level of vitriol they seem to speak with now. It's saddening because they used to be a fun watch, just some guys watching some shit and having a laugh.
 
internet friend said:
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who ha noticed the joy fade away from the RLM crew. I couldn't tell if it was just me, but it seemed lately that they, especially Mike, have a very Holier-than-thou attitude, shitting on people who don't agree with their movie takes more and more. I can't say I've seen a whole bunch, but I never remember shit like mocking user reviews on films before, or the level of vitriol they seem to speak with now. It's saddening because they used to be a fun watch, just some guys watching some shit and having a laugh.
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"daisy ridley is le hecking charismatic!!"
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
No one likes Josh, but honestly him and Jay talking about Twin Peaks was one of my favorite parts of the entire channel. The "dirty bearded men in a room!" bit as they sip their coffee at the beginning of part 1 still makes me cackle when I think of it.
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Josh isn't funny and he knows how to kill a mood like OJ knows how to kill a white woman but he's still genuinely enthused by film and movies, which is more than can be said for about half the crew at this point.

BetterFuckChuck said:
"daisy ridley is le hecking charismatic!!"
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It's funny that they were probably at the peak of popularity when they made the Nerd Crew as a parody, and now they're bitter old curmudgeons defending the same trash as who they parody.
 
I don't really see it for most of them. Jay seems about as enthusiastic as he always was (for good movies or pervert slashers) and Rich always had the air of just being happy to have a job.

Mike, on the other hand, has become bitter and possibly depressed.
 
Jerri's Kid said:
I can't really expect people like Rich to care about these nuances, but considering how many lolcows on this site are totally obsessed with porn and various fetishes, he is naive to think that porn doesn't have a corrupting influence on many young people. Porn addiction probably won't turn a kid into the next Ted Bundy, but it's likely to negatively affect future sexual relationships.
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What do you expect from a guy with outdated 90s liberal politics
 
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