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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
No one remembers Previously Recorded.
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It's better to repress those memories.
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Patreon Update:

It happened again!

Everyone's favorite bearded elderly aunt is back! But what is she wearing? Is that a loving one of a kind Star Trek The Next Generation costume?!? YES!!! Part two of the battle for Eternia is on you freaks! If you're worried about that Data uniform you should be. Mike is nearby with a bottle of beer and a not so pleasant disposition after possibly being beaten by Rich Evans again? Will the drunken, rage-filled moron take out his frustrations on a one of a kind screen used Star Trek costume (and his aunt) ?!? Part two of ten of Star Trek TNG trivia is coming soon!!!!!!!!

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Introvertigo said:
Patreon Update:

It happened again!

Everyone's favorite bearded elderly aunt is back! But what is she wearing? Is that a loving one of a kind Star Trek The Next Generation costume?!? YES!!! Part two of the battle for Eternia is on you freaks! If you're worried about that Data uniform you should be. Mike is nearby with a bottle of beer and a not so pleasant disposition after possibly being beaten by Rich Evans again? Will the drunken, rage-filled moron take out his frustrations on a one of a kind screen used Star Trek costume (and his aunt) ?!? Part two of ten of Star Trek TNG trivia is coming soon!!!!!!!!

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>bearded elderly aunt
>she
>her
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oh my fucking god! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I thought we were all memeing, I thought it was all a joke..
Jay (Fag Shenanigans) Bauman is trooning out!!
Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
 
Is that Data's shirt from Birthright part 1? If not I'll just say that episode has James Cromwell's finest performance and he should've got an Emmy! 😉 Too bad he couldn't be in part 2 (I heard he had a broken leg at the time.)
 
Cnut said:
Is that Data's shirt from Birthright part 1? If not I'll just say that episode has James Cromwell's finest performance and he should've got an Emmy! 😉 Too bad he couldn't be in part 2 (I heard he had a broken leg at the time.)
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No I'm pretty sure it's from Disaster.
 
I know I'm well behind the times, but I finally watched Miami Connection. Usually when people say "so bad it's good" it normally means long stretches of boredom (The Room, Birdemic) or being too sleazy to be fun (Samurai Cop). But this really did live up to the title and I enjoyed it throughout. Whilst it fails on every objective level, it actually feels like it was made with good intentions, with the sudden switch to bloody violence for the final battle just making it all the funnier.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
I know I'm well behind the times, but I finally watched Miami Connection. Usually when people say "so bad it's good" it normally means long stretches of boredom (The Room, Birdemic) or being too sleazy to be fun (Samurai Cop). But this really did live up to the title and I enjoyed it throughout. Whilst it fails on every objective level, it actually feels like it was made with good intentions, with the sudden switch to bloody violence for the final battle just making it all the funnier.
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The letter opening scene is probably my favorite in the whole film. The "are you sure" after he reveals the person in the photo is his father gets me every time.
 
Here we go again.

Mike's been drinking again.
Trivia revenge is a dish best served with a side of jerk chicken. Hi, I’m Krebs Gorlon the owner/operator of this YouTube channel (not affiliated with MrBeast) and I’m here today to share with you a video. A lovely video indeed about three stunted men in their 40’s that dress up in Star Trek costumes and play a 30-year-old trivia game. Real men are out there in the cold fixing downed electrical lines, savings lives at hospitals, or providing air traffic control for our nations busiest airports. These men are doing this…. In olden days they would have been called “village idiots” perhaps even court jesters. Morons who shame thyselves for the delight of the King. In the 1800’s they would be circus freaks or even clowns – a shameful profession that does nothing for the betterment of the world other than entertain the regular townsfolk while they slurp down turkey legs coated in meat slime. With every stale laugh, stinky belch-filled chuckle, and gape-mouthed pointed finger, a piece of their soul is taken away. If there was any soul to being with. Today, morons, clowns, court jesters, and idiots are called “YouTubers”. From dimwits opening up a Walmart “toy haul”, to content thieves reacting to “hair dye fails”, and buffoons playing a board game so you can watch them play it, this generation of artless village idiots have a new bell to ring in the town square. Just a digital one that uploads 9,000,000,000,000 hours of new content every second. I’m afraid to say our dear friends at RLM are no different. For this channel is filled with endless tales told by idiots full of sound and fury and signifying nothing but Star Trek trivia and the occasional movie review. This time Mike is out for revenge. In our last battle, Mike was winning and made a crucial mistake in the final question. This prompted the internet to crown Rich Evans as the king of all TNG trivia. Winning by a simple question doth not make one a king of trivia. Showing relentless and consistent knowledge is how to achieve that. I’m afraid to say Mike has and will continue to do that time and time again with surgeon-like precision. Evans, I hate to say it, is on his last leg mentally. Sure, Mike makes a mistake here and there, but his wit and knowledge remain strong and intact. Not much remains in Evans’ soiled soul. His meat sack body is nothing but a rotting bag of regret. Sure, he remembers some things about TNG, but did he retain anything else? Probably not. He’s seen with his own eyes Star Trek turn into a living nightmare and a joke. Star Trek was once a bastion of hope for lonely nerds in High School. If you liked Star Trek The Next Generation (or Star Trek in general) you were relentlessly mocked. Why? Because the show was thoughtful, proposed interesting ideas, and was scientifically methodical. It was the opposite of cool. It was the opposite of an exciting football game or going to a concert and pushing your friends in a mosh pit. Now, Star Trek is a football game and a mosh pit. It’s made for the dimwits who can’t hold their attention for 5 minutes without a joke or a quip or a stupid comment or something exploding or something dumb happening. No, our last sanctuary, if you will, is cuddling up with that warm blanket of nostalgia with a show that will never happen again. Committing each and every episode and it’s details to memory. To save and preserve a glorious time when life was worth living. So sit back and relax. Pour yourself a frosty beverage and watch as the last of the greatest generation mull over trivia questions read to them by a man who is allergic to barbers. Watch two old friends who met in 1995 and bonded over comic books and Star Trek, things that would get you beat up back then but are now cool, push their memories to the limit in a trivia battle for the soul of our nation. - Krebs Gorlon
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Mikes slow decent into madness for losing once has been one of the funniest ongoing things with the boys. Also that description was peak comedy in schizo posting.
 
This has to be the easiest money Jay has made in his whole life, I just wish he would dye his hair. You can see some grey in the front now. If for nothing else my own existential moments of realizing I've watched these guys for 14 years.
 
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