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[TheMonkeyMan]

The band that played the "pig liquor" song from the MST3K movie "Hobgoblins" was called The Fontanelles.

 

[BlueSpark]

Maybe after another ten years of doing this they'll figure out how to not clip their mic audio on every episode, something teenagers making Minecraft videos figure out their first week.

 

[Smashing Young Man]

Quite the video description.

Happy Halloween, idiots! It's the annual Halloween episode of Best of the Worst! That time of year where the group all drinks too much and makes fun of terrible movies. So basically like any normal episode, but these episodes use spooky music so it's totally different. This year, the gang has gathered their most pathetic line up of haunted items yet. It's Tim Ritter's Killing Spree, Night of the Demon, and Vampire Riders!!!! Also, this year has been a bit of a wet fart to say the least. Times arrow continues forward, but alas it keeps missing us as we try to let it hit us directly in the junk. We travel onward moving into the obscure, nightmarish realms of darkness, disease, and aching lower backs. As we enter into our twilight days, we remember the good times and great episodes of Best of the Worst. We remember our dearly departed friend Rich Evans, who we lost this year due to Brain Stop Working syndrome (BSW). Jay's hair continues to grow like the weeds of despair we find ourselves in. Mike's double chin swells more with each passing day until he himself, becomes permanent Dexter Jetster cosplay. And Tim Higgins continues on doing what he does best: being not Jack and not Josh. Oh, woe is me... the tides of life ebb and flow like an ocean of blood. Ever inching closer and closer to our heads, our bodies buried to the neck in the sands of time. Halloween is a time for reflecting. It's the time ghosts are abound. Demons and Ghouls fly throughout the night. And the only spirits at RLM HQ end up in Mike's vast and endless stomach. While spirits do battle with 8 pounds of digesting Taco Bell, the gang watch three haunted films in the Red Letter Media Haunted Museum™ - surrounded by objects of mystery and terror. Rich Evans brazenly brought home a haunted object telling Mike, "I'll take this haunted item into my home and rub it all over my dick, Mike, and guess what nothing will happen!" Well, he was wrong. Dead wrong. Rich was soon diagnosed with BSW, got into a horrible car accident, his house burned down, his hair fell out, and he began dressing more and more like an adult toddler. These are not mere coincidences. THIS IS HALLOWEEN BITCHES!!!

 

[mlanguishi]

One problem I have with this ep is that it stretches credulity that they haven't heard of Night of the Demon or at least seen the big scenes. It's one of the more well known and covered of its genre and era. I think I first heard about it with Cinemassacre and then so many others since.

 

[BrunoMattei]

One problem I have with this ep is that it stretches credulity that they haven't heard of Night of the Demon or at least seen the big scenes. It's one of the more well known and covered of its genre and era. I think I first heard about it with Cinemassacre and then so many others since.

Jay has definitely seen it before. I guarantee it. I doubt the others have excluding beard fat who is the only other one that likes the trashy exploitation films like Jay.

 

[Mola Ram]

One problem I have with this ep is that it stretches credulity that they haven't heard of Night of the Demon or at least seen the big scenes. It's one of the more well known and covered of its genre and era. I think I first heard about it with Cinemassacre and then so many others since.

They pretended never to have heard of the infamous Space Mutiny while Josh stole multiple jokes from the MST3K episode; I often suspect there's a lot going on behind the scenes we're not privy to.

And speaking of Josh:

And Tim Higgins continues on doing what he does best: being not Jack and not Josh.

I refuse to believe this crew is un-self-aware enough not to know exactly how that can be read.

 

[Flexo]

Jay has definitely seen it before. I guarantee it. I doubt the others have excluding beard fat who is the only other one that likes the trashy exploitation films like Jay.

They say outright in the episode that the movie "was Jay's pick" though he says he just saw the sleeping bag scene and then choose it based on that alone without watching the rest of the film.

 

[marvlouslie]

Jack is about as autistic as Josh is, but Jack is at least self aware enough when something is funny, he'll let it ride, even in the event it makes him uncomfortable (See: The Star Wars Holiday Special). I have my own issues with Jack, but holy hell is he an infinitely better fit for the group than Josh's fatass.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Jack is about as autistic as Josh is, but Jack is at least self aware enough when something is funny, he'll let it ride, even in the event it makes him uncomfortable (See: The Star Wars Holiday Special). I have my own issues with Jack, but holy hell is he an infinitely better fit for the group than Josh's fatass.

Josh works better on Review than on best of the worst where the episode is focused on on topic and he can bring trivia towards that movie.

 

[King Dead]

Neither are my favorite (Josh even more so), but I don't share the same hatred. Sure, Jack hams it up too much sometimes and Josh can be a wet blanket, but neither have actively made my viewing experience painful to the point I stop watching, usually because the madness of the core group is more than enough to keep it entertaining. The only guest they've had that I actively disliked was Max Landis, to the point that, despite Rich's Double Down plot summary being hilarious, I could never bring myself to rewatch that episode.

Tim is great, though, he brings the perfect level of drunken don't-give-a-fuck insanity.

 

[AskeDead]

I'm praying for Mike's liver

 

[Smashing Young Man]

I'm surely reading too much into things, but reflecting on the episode, I get weird vibes about Rich's health. From the description with its talk of Rich dying from a fake disease, to his weight loss and him joking about his life being a short one, and finally a drunken Mike uncharacteristically showing maudlin affection for him at the end, it's like Rich has terminal cancer or something.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'm surely reading too much into things, but reflecting on the episode, I get weird vibes about Rich's health. From the description with its talk of Rich dying from a fake disease, to his weight loss and him joking about his life being a short one, and finally a drunken Mike uncharacteristically showing maudlin affection for him at the end, it's like Rich has terminal cancer or something.

Would explain why Mike has seemed to be drinking more than normal the last couple videos.

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm surely reading too much into things, but reflecting on the episode, I get weird vibes about Rich's health. From the description with its talk of Rich dying from a fake disease, to his weight loss and him joking about his life being a short one, and finally a drunken Mike uncharacteristically showing maudlin affection for him at the end, it's like Rich has terminal cancer or something.

Rich aged so insanely fast and badly for over 5 years from around 2015-2020. He's stabilized since then a lot, except for the weight. It's just going to be a contest on how long before he goes from cancer or something and Mike goes from liver failure or flat out alc poisoning. And you're right, this doesn't look or seem possible to be from better diet or more activity. Sad.

 

[p0mm3rz]

Rich aged so insanely fast and badly for over 5 years from around 2015-2020. He's stabilized since then a lot, except for the weight. It's just going to be a contest on how long before he goes from cancer or something and Mike goes from liver failure or flat out alc poisoning. And you're right, this doesn't look or seem possible to be from better diet or more activity. Sad.

I thought Rich was becoming a snatched, fierce, skinny queen thanks to Ozempic.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I thought Rich was becoming a snatched, fierce, skinny queen thanks to Ozempic.

OZEMPIC QUEEN!!!

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Halloween ep up.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kVgdih1RAHI
ETA 14:30in and wow Mike is wasted.

I'm only 5 minutes in but I just want to say I love seeing former power rangers in shit movies. Walter Jones (Original black ranger) is in the last movie.

 

[Nick Obre]

I'm only 5 minutes in but I just want to say I love seeing former power rangers in shit movies. Walter Jones (Original black ranger) is in the last movie.

I thought it was him! They didn't mention him, so I thought it was just someone resembling him.

Imagine being him and seeing that the popular Internet movie channel talks about your movie, particularly talking about the famous and semi famous washed up actors (or early in their careers, like the Westworld girl) that appear in it... but they don't mention you at all.

 

[Tepes Thot]

I thought it was him! They didn't mention him, so I thought it was just someone resembling him.

Imagine being him and seeing that the popular Internet movie channel talks about your movie, particularly talking about the famous and semi famous washed up actors (or early in their careers, like the Westworld girl) that appear in it... but they don't mention you at all.

They had a whole (hilarious) tangent about Sticky Fingaz, who I wouldn’t have expected any of them to know at all.

That just digs the knife in.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Mike explains what a newborn baby’s fontanelle is. Confirmed for Daddy?

I thought it was pretty much confirmed that he and Jessie had a kid together?

It also shows up in Way of the Gun as an insult, as in "Fontanelle, a fuckin baby head fuck? You like to fuck baby heads?"

Oh, for the days when Sarah Silverman was still fuckable and not a shrill cunt.

Way of the Gun is criminally underrated, if for nothing else but the well planned out gunfights, it makes gun autists like myself very happy.