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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
Mike and Rich not talking about Wheaton was the right call because you know that fagola was so excited to see their reactions to his LEGENDARY character coming back, only to see him still being made fun of in passing visual gags

Unless he has a humiliation fetish, then they fucked up horribly
 
Here are all the video descriptions for these videos, you can see Mike's mental deterioration in real time
Your favorite Midwestern Morons™ are back! It's Mike and Rich here to complain about their favorite complain to complain about Star Trek: Picomplain! Will they likes it? Was they hate it? Don't it matter? Nobody will remember this show in a year after the bombs fall and we all hunt each other for food and shelter.
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Vomit is the stomach's way of saying no thank you to Taco Bell.
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"There comes a time in a man's life when a coffin looks more appealing than a warm bed" - Kirk Douglas
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Rich and Mike both put on their adult diapers to sit down and discuss 4 of the last Star Trek Picard episodes before the season finale. With almost too much to talk about, the two men nearly have mental breakdowns. Rich realizes that his diaper is overflowing mid-shoot and ends up calling his home hospice nurse to come and care for him and bring him a lollypop. Mike needs CPR administered at one point, but then realizes he just needed more beer. Picard gets hit by a car driven by Brent Spiner (which was not written in the script). Many butterfly tears are shed as the once great character of Jean Luc Picard it subjected to the worst writing and plotting in a television series since the live action adult rated late nice Cinemax erotic Smurfs series.
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Rick and Morty talk about Star Trek: Picard's emotional finale and embarrassing conclusion. What does it all means? How does they all get to the end of the show while having all the feels and crying butterfly tears? Finally! Patrick Stewart had his say in the direction of Star Trek. He got to act and have all the character moments he always wanted! The result: A turd the size of the moon fell on my face. He rubbed his old shit in my mouth and told me that Picard's mother hanging herself was this moment in his past that made his character not have all the feels and cry butterfly tears all these years later. WOW! What a deep, complex emotional story! I farted butterfly farts! I had to watch the whole season while wearing diapers because I was shitting blood.
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Finally, payback for all the shit they talked about George Lucas and the prequels. And their constant talking down of Star Trek (there's only one Star Trek, the original series) and greatest captain, Kirk.

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOU FAT FUCKS? YOU LIKED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW STAR WARS FANS WERE USED TO CRAP WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE DISNEY VOMIT, NOW YOUR FAVORITE SERIES HAS BEEN RAPED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION BY ONE OF IT'S MAIN PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I kinda like RLM but I had to get that off my chest. lol
 
Quiritium said:
Finally, payback for all the shit they talked about George Lucas and the prequels. And their constant talking down of Star Trek (there's only one Star Trek, the original series) and greatest captain, Kirk.

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOU FAT FUCKS? YOU LIKED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW STAR WARS FANS WERE USED TO CRAP WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE DISNEY VOMIT, NOW YOUR FAVORITE SERIES HAS BEEN RAPED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION BY ONE OF IT'S MAIN PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I kinda like RLM but I had to get that off my chest. lol
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Euuuuuuuuuhhh....
 
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Fools Idol said:
I'm with Mike, I hate Star Trek and I never want to see another episode ever again.
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I'm fine with never seeing a Picard re:View in my subscription feed again, at least. I like RLM and I like (old) Star Trek, but they've said everything that needed to be said on the topic long ago. Dogshit like Picard really doesn't need that much attention and it's just boring at this point. There's plenty of other videos they could make if they're that desperate to talk about Star Trek.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
No it sounds like multiple people went back to edit it, but they weren't talking to one another.
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The fact that the very first episode with the Borg Queen being hostile and the last episode having the Borg Queen being an ally shows that this wasn't an editing problem it was a writing problem. The way Mike and Rich talk about the show it is apparent that the rot was there from day one where the villains actions are ultimately contradictory with their intended goals. The Borg Queen wanted to create the Borg in Current Year but she was helping to create a xenophobic future that would want to exterminate the Borg instead of trying to coexist with them. No amount of bad editing could justify that the villains goals changed over the course of the season or made no sense.

Retink said:
At this point the only redeeming part of Star Trek is the RLM reviews of it. I'm surprised they didn't mention Wil Wheaton showing up in the show with how much they make fun of him, but it's as meaningless as everything else in the show, so who cares? Though a Q and Picard sit down and discussion for an episode would have been way more interesting than whatever bullshit the whole time travel plot was.
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The show should have been episodic where each episode addressed a problem, talked about it, and figured out a solution in 45 minutes. Have one episode dedicated to Q messing with Picard one last time instead of setting up a convoluted 10 episode story where Q only appears occasionally and is competing with 5 other plotlines.
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Holy shit, I thought Wheaton was in his 30's with how he behaves. The fact that the guy is 49 and still acts like a retarded teenager is surprising, but at least he stays physically youthful or something.
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Alcohol, watching bad movies, and being Rich Evans are a hell of a drug.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
The show should have been episodic where each episode addressed a problem, talked about it, and figured out a solution in 45 minutes. Have one episode dedicated to Q messing with Picard one last time instead of setting up a convoluted 10 episode story where Q only appears occasionally and is competing with 5 other plotlines.
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Episodic is probably best for Star Trek, but they could do a season long plot, though the way they did it is exceptionally retarded.
 
Retink said:
Episodic is probably best for Star Trek, but they could do a season long plot, though the way they did it is exceptionally retarded.
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Considering how the plot ended up, it seems they tried for a season long plot but ended up episodic.
 
Armadillo said:
I'm fine with never seeing a Picard re:View in my subscription feed again, at least. I like RLM and I like (old) Star Trek, but they've said everything that needed to be said on the topic long ago. Dogshit like Picard really doesn't need that much attention and it's just boring at this point. There's plenty of other videos they could make if they're that desperate to talk about Star Trek.
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It's funny to see Mike's reactions to one of his childhood obsessions being defiled script wise.
 
Quiritium said:
Finally, payback for all the shit they talked about George Lucas and the prequels. And their constant talking down of Star Trek (there's only one Star Trek, the original series) and greatest captain, Kirk.

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOU FAT FUCKS? YOU LIKED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW STAR WARS FANS WERE USED TO CRAP WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE DISNEY VOMIT, NOW YOUR FAVORITE SERIES HAS BEEN RAPED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION BY ONE OF IT'S MAIN PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I kinda like RLM but I had to get that off my chest. lol
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I'm looking forward to the day you reach my levels of cynicism, where you can't watch any Hollywood films without wondering exactly how many children each and every actor has raped
 
HeyYou said:
Why should you have to do research to review a movie anyways? Either it's good or it's not.
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Because there's apparently an audience of turboautists (on this very forum even) who really think a, say, 3 hour Part 1 review of a live-action Lion King remake is necessary or even desirable.
 
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Quiritium said:
Finally, payback for all the shit they talked about George Lucas and the prequels. And their constant talking down of Star Trek (there's only one Star Trek, the original series) and greatest captain, Kirk.

HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW, YOU FAT FUCKS? YOU LIKED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW STAR WARS FANS WERE USED TO CRAP WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT THE DISNEY VOMIT, NOW YOUR FAVORITE SERIES HAS BEEN RAPED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION BY ONE OF IT'S MAIN PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, I kinda like RLM but I had to get that off my chest. lol
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Prequelbros we can't stop winning. We got redemption with the Clone Wars. Star Trek Redemption arc is only possible if someone minecrafts Kurtzman or he dies from an Alec Baldwin type on set accident.
 
Personally, I’d like to see them do an episode dedicated to DS9. It would be interesting to compare and contrast it with the current NuTrek dreck, since they both go for a darker and edgier take on the universe, but only the former gets it right.
 
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