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  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

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Just shooting a completely normal video...
If they're going to hype the awfulness of the final Picard episode up they'd better have the mother of all thumbnails prepared. I want lasers and blood pouring out of every single one of Mike and Rich's darkened, sullen orifices.
I just feel sorry for any IKEA tables within 50 miles of Mike while they were filming. Godspeed you, you cheap, flimsy bastards :semperfidelis:
 
the dr.strange reviews shows how shitty these two really are. "this marvel film doesn't have enough jokes" after shitting on quips the last decade. "this film doesn't do enough cliches" after shitting on cliches the last decade.

literally if you do the opposite of what these dumb faggots want you'll have them loving your film, you do everything they want and you end up with the disney trilogy.
Do you genuinely think the only way a movie can be funny is through fucking quips?
 
Do you genuinely think the only way a movie can be funny is through fucking quips?
Yeah, the boy's aren't asking for marvel quips, they are asking for Raimi flavor, which is reasonable (even in the face of disney smoothing out the creative process into gray nothingness). I don't think it's fair to call it hypocrisy.
I also don't think nerdrotic's comments are fair. that they aren't doing due diligence research when reviewing capeshit because they "built their channel off of detailed reviews". When only the plinkett shit was feature length turbo autism, the rest is "fuck movies *alcoholic noises*" (trek aside)
 
Yeah, the boy's aren't asking for marvel quips, they are asking for Raimi flavor, which is reasonable (even in the face of disney smoothing out the creative process into gray nothingness). I don't think it's fair to call it hypocrisy.
That's because you're not a retard

I also don't think nerdrotic's comments are fair. that they aren't doing due diligence research when reviewing capeshit because they "built their channel off of detailed reviews". When only the plinkett shit was feature length turbo autism, the rest is "fuck movies *alcoholic noises*" (trek aside)
Yeah they've moved away from that a long time ago...

I hope they cover The Northman I'm gonna be pissed if they don't.
 
I also don't think nerdrotic's comments are fair. that they aren't doing due diligence research when reviewing capeshit because they "built their channel off of detailed reviews". When only the plinkett shit was feature length turbo autism, the rest is "fuck movies *alcoholic noises*" (trek aside)
Why should you have to do research to review a movie anyways? Either it's good or it's not.
 
That's because you're not a retard


Yeah they've moved away from that a long time ago...

I hope they cover The Northman I'm gonna be pissed if they don't.
you call yourself not a retard but really think they'll review something that isn't some blockbuster? most of their half in the bag shit for a long time is either blockbusters or trash films, The Northman doesn't fit in either category so it won't be reviewed because they can't spend 50 minutes going "this is good"
 
you call yourself not a retard but really think they'll review something that isn't some blockbuster? most of their half in the bag shit for a long time is either blockbusters or trash films, The Northman doesn't fit in either category so it won't be reviewed because they can't spend 50 minutes going "this is good"
The 2nd most recent Half in the Bag episode before the Dr. Strange review was them talking about a Hulu streaming series. You're a retard.
 
you call yourself not a retard but really think they'll review something that isn't some blockbuster? most of their half in the bag shit for a long time is either blockbusters or trash films, The Northman doesn't fit in either category so it won't be reviewed because they can't spend 50 minutes going "this is good"
In their last 20 half in the bag, they have covered in depth:

Synchronic
Promising Young Woman
Psycho Goreman
Censor
Malignant
Halloween Kills
Pam & Tommy

and their movie catch up reviewed

Last Night in Soho
Saint Maud
Lamb
Woodstock 99
The Scary of 61st
Being the Ricardos
Bad Trip
I Think You Should Leave
I Care a Lot
The Amusement Park
A Quiet Place II
Old
False Positive
The Shrink Next Door
The Empty Man
Mainstream
The Night House
The French Dispatch
Beef House
Ghosts
Titane

So yeah, them reviewing Northman, even if just under a "Mike And Jay Talk About" for 20 minutes is entirely on brand and the kind of shit they'd do.

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tl:dr you are a retard kys
 
In their last 20 half in the bag, they have covered in depth:

Synchronic
Promising Young Woman
Psycho Goreman
Censor
Malignant
Halloween Kills
Pam & Tommy

and their movie catch up reviewed

Last Night in Soho
Saint Maud
Lamb
Woodstock 99
The Scary of 61st
Being the Ricardos
Bad Trip
I Think You Should Leave
I Care a Lot
The Amusement Park
A Quiet Place II
Old
False Positive
The Shrink Next Door
The Empty Man
Mainstream
The Night House
The French Dispatch
Beef House
Ghosts
Titane

So yeah, them reviewing Northman, even if just under a "Mike And Jay Talk About" for 20 minutes is entirely on brand and the kind of shit they'd do.

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tl:dr you are a retard kys

But they're not talking about the movies I want them to talk about because they're fucking stupid nigger sellouts!

Or some shit.
 
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They sound defeated when trying to make sense of the plotline. They can't even muster the energy to talk about how the villains plots make no sense. The way they describe it, the whole scrip for the season sounds like it was the first draft and no one went back to edit it.

Wheatons 50ish right and Mike and Jay are somewhere in their mid 40s? Even dressed like clowns Mike and Rich look at least 20 years older and wiser than Wheaton.
 
They sound defeated when trying to make sense of the plotline. They can't even muster the energy to talk about how the villains plots make no sense. The way they describe it, the whole scrip for the season sounds like it was the first draft and no one went back to edit it.
No it sounds like multiple people went back to edit it, but they weren't talking to one another.
 
At this point the only redeeming part of Star Trek is the RLM reviews of it. I'm surprised they didn't mention Wil Wheaton showing up in the show with how much they make fun of him, but it's as meaningless as everything else in the show, so who cares? Though a Q and Picard sit down and discussion for an episode would have been way more interesting than whatever bullshit the whole time travel plot was.

Wheatons 50ish right and Mike and Jay are somewhere in their mid 40s? Even dressed like clowns Mike and Rich look at least 20 years older and wiser than Wheaton.
Holy shit, I thought Wheaton was in his 30's with how he behaves. The fact that the guy is 49 and still acts like a retarded teenager is surprising, but at least he stays physically youthful or something.
 
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