Then Jack comes out of the closet and say's the video game The End is Nigh was garbage while also being inferior to Super Meat Boy. Then the trio, Mike/Rich/Jay, take some some chainsaws and chainsaw rape Jack live on a Youtube premier.
“It gave me AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!”
I don't care about the movie experience either considering how expensive it is plus ads. All for one movie. Back in the Golden Age, they'd give you two movies or one 4 hour movie. Now? One 2 to 3 hour movie, a middle ground that pleases no one.
It's probably because it's apparently working. Or at least is a good tax write off. Because it keeps happening. The thought that someone watched the clips they show and derived enjoyment from it is mildly offputting. Like, I'm an oldschool MST3k watcher. I'll laugh at fuckups fucking up at acting all day long. But when you're watching a scene like Drag-On described above, the 'yeah' scene, and it's pretty obvious the bad acting is because they're actively impaired, the feels kick in and it's a little hard to understand why anyone would -like- this.
There's way worse examples then those two. You have The Sentinel (1977) that used real human deformities during the Hell sequence at the finale. If you want real fucking human exploitation than look no further than the movie Goodbye Uncle Tom.
For me it's because the films are genuinely awful, specifically with nearly no craft or care put into them. They aren't simply hiring Bruce Willis to be a solid part of the cast for their film, they're hiring Bruce Willis so that they can cheap out on every other aspect of the film as they churn it out as fast as possible. The quality of the film is a complete afterthought, the main things that matters is that the public hasn't cottoned on to the type of films Bruce Willis stars in recently, and that they can get enough footage to pad a feature length run time. It's pure exploitation of Bruce Willis, his reputation, and his current circumstances. Even assuming he's fully cognizant of what he's signing up for, it's still a dogshit practise.
They really need to do a ReView of either adult animation and talk about what works and what doesn't work for shows like Smiling Friends and Rick and Morty, or talk about shows and movies where they have done voice work for. I would love to see an episode where Mike and Rich talk about their careers outside RLM and their thoughts on the shows. I know Rich was a voice as a fat arrogant nerd on a spin-off of the Loud House so it would be funny to see them talk about the show and the fallout from the reveal that the Loud House creator was a pervert.
You just need to get gud at smuggling stuff into theaters. Most theater employees don't give a shit so if you keep drinks and snacks in your pockets and they don't notice them. Out of sight out of mind. If you're really paranoid you can do what me and a friend did once where we snuck in snacks and drinks where I taped them to my body and she hid some in her bra.
You miss my point. I was referring to the fact that theaters make most of their money from concession sales. Half of a ticket has to go to the studio. Therefore, the priority of a theater manager has to figure how to sell the most food.
Sorry I thought you were complaining about overpriced concessions at theaters and giving you advice on how to avoid paying those outrageous prices.
I think they're just not that interested in doing interesting stuff and that's why they never do it. I kind of suspect Jay is following someone's guide to uploading content that reads "Keep it the same, don't alienate your existing audience, upload roughly on this schedule."
Did you eat your goobers out of her bra? That's a power move.
The Batman wouldn’t make for an interesting discussion, they’ll either say it’s okay or Jay will slam it as “Baby’s First David Fincher Movie”.
Yeah you do not want me doing a RLM ripoff show. At best it would be three minutes of interesting content followed by 27 minutes of autism.
I don't even know if she snuck the candy in her bra. After we got in we both went into the bathrooms and pulled out our candy and drinks. I scotch taped two bottles of soda to my stomach but I have no idea how she got the candy in. For all I know it was in her pants pockets and she just made up she kept it in her bra because we joked about it at lunch. It was less of a master infiltration and more of two idiot teenagers brought in snacks and drinks because the apathetic ticket taker didn't care.
Wait, I always suspected it because... *points at show* but this was confirmed?
This crossed my mind as well and you know what? Good for them.
That seems to be your problem. You're going to some overpriced ritzy theatre populated by obnoxious jackasses like yourself. I've never had a problem in my local theater with its 70 year old seats, inoperable Ms. PacMan machine and super cheap tickets.
I go to an inner city dump that has seats disintegrating
