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[Caustic Gelatin]

I'm calling it, Michael will be defeated by the power of love in Halloween Ends.

It's established at the end of Halloween Kills that Michael has transcended beyond something that can be killed with brute force.

Love is the only way to stop him now.

I hope it's as dumb as it sounds.

Think dumber, more preachy.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Think dumber, more preachy.

I can't believe there have been twelve of these.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Zesty popcorn sounds like a nice palate cleanser after some juicy Shaq meat

 

[TVB]

I'm not gonna lie, as much as I was disappointed with the 2018 film, Halloween Kills was quite the fun rollercoaster ride (pretty close to the same exact level of so-bad-its-fun as something like Resurrection).

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IS RICH REPLACING MIKE???

 

[Internet War Criminal]

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Think dumber, more preachy.

Well there goes any hope it wasn't fucking gonna suck.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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Think dumber, more preachy.

Comming of Age
More Intimate

Micheal Meyers is going to have ghey sexes isn't he?

 

[Racist Trash]

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Think dumber, more preachy.

Myers is going to be an anti-masker because he can't fit the face mask over his limited edition Shatner recolor OC mask and then is killed by the coof due to his age.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Based on prior statistical data, we'll probably see the Halloween BOTW on the 27-28th. I don't know who's gonna get drunk, but I really hope its Rich.

 

[Godzilla1984]

Based on prior statistical data, we'll probably see the Halloween BOTW on the 27-28th. I don't know who's gonna get drunk, but I really hope its Rich.

He won't.
He's been very clear that he doesn't do alcohol or drugs due to is family situation growing up.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

gonna come off as a turboautist for replying...fuck it

He won't.
He's been very clear that he doesn't do alcohol or drugs due to is family situation growing up.

I know, this was intended as a joke.

 

[Mola Ram]

gonna come off as a turboautist for replying...fuck it

I know, this was intended as a joke.

If we're really lucky, we'll see Jack fall off the wagon.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Fall off a literal wagon, then DIE.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

He won't.
He's been very clear that he doesn't do alcohol or drugs due to is family situation growing up.

If Rich Evans is straight edge, why does he look like Rich Evans?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Even that kind of ends up debatable because one thing the movie doesn't explain is what the aliens are doing that's so bad.

I'm glad it didn't, because all you need to know in They Live is that ugly, stinking aliens are crawling all over our planet and Rowdy Roddy Piper is gonna give them a beat down. The movie wouldn't be better if it was more specific than vague messages about obedience, consoomerism, and Earth being the aliens' third world.

The Matrix got into the nitty gritty of why the bad guys wanted to enslave humanity, and it was gay and dumb

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

I'm glad it didn't, because all you need to know in They Live is that ugly, stinking aliens are crawling all over our planet and Rowdy Roddy Piper is gonna give them a beat down. The movie wouldn't be better if it was more specific than vague messages about obedience, consoomerism, and Earth being the aliens' third world.

The Matrix got into the nitty gritty of why the bad guys wanted to enslave humanity, and it was gay and dumb

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Originally before rewrites, it wasn't even supposed to be using humans as batteries, but because of their brains running the Matrix and all the systems the machines needed to exist. They basically beat everyone to cloud computing. Furthermore in Reloaded, they lampshaded geothermal power. The machines never needed humanity. The Matrix was always a convincing prison for their sins.

Edit: I'm not even going to discuss the flawed logic behind the machines basically having no future besides being the stewards to the species that nearly wiped them out; and every goal being on maintaining their power source, but at the end of the day, it's a motivator.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

If Rich Evans is straight edge, why does he look like Rich Evans?

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No drugs or alcohol as a lifestyle only means that snack packs and Twinkies are doubly A-OK!

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

If Rich Evans is straight edge, why does he look like Rich Evans?

Genetics

 

[Flexo]

I'm glad it didn't, because all you need to know in They Live is that ugly, stinking aliens are crawling all over our planet and Rowdy Roddy Piper is gonna give them a beat down. The movie wouldn't be better if it was more specific than vague messages about obedience, consoomerism, and Earth being the aliens' third world.

The Matrix got into the nitty gritty of why the bad guys wanted to enslave humanity, and it was gay and dumb

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The original idea of cloud computing was better.

Explanations don't always have to be given, but hints can be employed. I'm not even saying you're wrong, just that if one wanted to play contrarian they could build a solid case from the film's text that Roddy is psychotic.

(Heck once you establish a theme of hidden propaganda in the movie, you can then start down rabbit holes of "how do we know the glasses are telling the truth? What if it's a different kind of brainwashing" - there's numerous Outer Limits episodes along those lines.)

 

[draggs]

He won't.
He's been very clear that he doesn't do alcohol or drugs due to is family situation growing up.

If Rich doesn't drink or do drugs, why does he sleep on the concrete floor with Mac?