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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
Jay's right, this movie is yet another horror that's way too dark. It looks like ceiling lamps are a foreign concept to gaffers these days.
 

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TheHarbinger said:
He's also physically ugly and repulsive so he doesn't even have looks or youth going for him. You will tolerate an obnoxious Margot Robbie or Jon Hamm if you need a leading actor or face for your work. Oswalt can't even be silent eye candy as he's a goblin shaped slob. He offers nothing to anyone other than maybe wife killing and coverup techniques for potential spouse annihilators. His one area of expertise.

But I suppose show business needs its freaks and monsters to play serial killers or child abusers (Oswalt played a molester on HBO once). Or Circus freaks and other undesirable types when they don't have time to CGI in a living monstrosity to shock the audience with its hideous presence. Oswalt is just one of those "I was rightfully bullied as a kid" losers who gives off creep energy and is now on his adult victory tour to prove he always had "it".
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I gave the :informative: to this because it's the highest-rated one within my access.
This proves that the wife-killer meme is not tired; no, in fact, it is evergreen.
Additionally, there are more ways to diss Oswalt, as the second paragraph shows, and yet it's the wife-killing that is perfectly centered, like a precious emerald in a bejeweled crown.
 
#lurker said:
Lots of schadenfreude going around. lol
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Love or hate Roseanne, when she hates someone she goes straight for the throat.

Patton being a wife murdering faggot is the main reason why I’m going to skip this BOTW. The smaller reason being that Patton fucking sucks in nearly everything he is in, including his last appearance on BOTW. This murderer is still living off Ratatouille.
 
That's interesting. A lot of the non-critic reviews I've been seeing of it (festival viewers etc.) have been alternating between "it was okay, eh, 3/5" to "I would rather be punched in the cock than see this again". Looks like this might be one of those polarising 80%/40% critical/non-critic scoring films where viewers and critics aren't on the same page

Post I saw earlier, minor spoilers, mainly just of themes:
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TouchFluffyTail said:
That's interesting. A lot of the non-critic reviews I've been seeing of it (festival viewers etc.) have been alternating between "it was okay, eh, 3/5" to "I would rather be punched in the cock than see this again". Looks like this might be one of those polarising 80%/40% critical/non-critic scoring films where viewers and critics aren't on the same page

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So it is a Stuckmann after all, bland, non-descript, no character.
 
TouchFluffyTail said:
That's interesting. A lot of the non-critic reviews I've been seeing of it (festival viewers etc.) have been alternating between "it was okay, eh, 3/5" to "I would rather be punched in the cock than see this again". Looks like this might be one of those polarising 80%/40% critical/non-critic scoring films where viewers and critics aren't on the same page

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Always feels weird to have a movie based on an internet horror series. If people haven't watched or followed the Paranormal Paranoids series, won't a portion of the movie just be a recap? I don't think it will be shitshow bad like Always Watching: A marble hornets story, but making the conclusion to that fun little series into something like this won't end well.
 
Hentai-Semitism said:
It really is the whole month now, huh? I noticed that recently.

America now has the gay month, the moon cricket month and the Halloween month. We should come up with names for the other nine.
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I hate horror movies and I hate faggots. So needless to say those months hold no place in my heart.

Also what the fuck is a moon cricket?
 
Whatisgoingon said:
I know this isn't the Patton lolcow thread but it might as well be. Didn't he advocate for canceling his "friend" Dave Chappelle for daring to mention trannies in his stand-up act? He doesn't have a leg to stand on, and whether they deserve it or not I feel like the Halloween special's comment section is going to be a minefield.
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The problem with Patton is that he suffers from Troll's Remorse. He was (or still is) friends with Nick Bougas (infamous for his Happy Merchant & Around Blacks Never Relax illustrations and edgy filmmaker) and Jim Goad, who wrote an influential and controversial zine called Answer Me! and went to jail for beating up his stripper girlfriend. He was also friends with Gavin McInnes and wrote a blurb praising his book as well. He also made fun of NPR having shitty music instead of conservative stations using popular rock songs. He's a total film nerd, and if I'm not mistaken, he had a Blood Feast poster in the background of one of his stand-up specials. He talks about movies like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and I think he appears in an upcoming documentary about TCM) and recently did a commentary track with the Alamo Drafthouse offshoot, The American Genre Film Archive, for the Blood Feast-esque The Undertaker and His Pals.
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The Token Ethnic said:
The problem with Patton is that he suffers from Troll's Remorse. He was (or still is) friends with Nick Bougas (infamous for his Happy Merchant & Around Blacks Never Relax illustrations and edgy filmmaker) and Jim Goad, who wrote an influential and controversial zine called Answer Me! and went to jail for beating up his stripper girlfriend. He was also friends with Gavin McInnes and wrote a blurb praising his book as well. He also made fun of NPR having shitty music instead of conservative stations using popular rock songs. He's a total film nerd, and if I'm not mistaken, he had a Blood Feast poster in the background of one of his stand-up specials. He talks about movies like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and I think he appears in an upcoming documentary about TCM) and recently did a commentary track with the Alamo Drafthouse offshoot, The American Genre Film Archive, for the Blood Feast-esque The Undertaker and His Pals.
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Strange, I've seen him dogpile on everyone from James Rolfe back in the day for simply daring to not review the female Ghostbusters, to canceling a supposed friend like Chappelle that I mentioned and many more minor annoying instances of troll's remorse/virtue signaling. Yet strangely, I've never once seen or heard him denounce those super problematic long time friends you mentioned. How strange, how very very strange. Almost like he doesn't truly believe in this shit and only cares about himself, and since he knows the mainstream public doesn't know who the fuck Nick Bougas and Jim Goad are he doesn't feel the need to address it. 🤔 Just wild speculation on my part, I'm sure.
 
I'm glad they're talking about Freddy vs. Jason - it's one of my favorites from either franchise - but I'm five minutes in and am still thrown off hearing Mike do the Zoomer self-censoring "grapist" shit. I know they've done it in other videos recently, and I can sympathize that there's a song and dance people have to do to avoid the wrath of JewTube, which obviously sucks. But at a certain point it's so unbelievably distracting to me, particularly coming from RLM, who generally seemed resilient to capitulating like that, at least up until recently.

They're making an absurd amount from Patreon to the point that they can take the hit if a video gets demonetized, right? If only so that they don't have to neuter themselves into sounding like retards when they call Freddy Krueger a "PDF file" in their review of a violent slasher film which features decapitations, bisections, etc...
 
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