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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
ToddleDoddle said:
Tangentially related to the latest Half in the Bag, I guess there was some big drama because some critic didn't give the movie a perfect review and was forced to apologize for it.

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This is what he had to apologize for:
"Mulligan, a fine actress, seems a bit of an odd choice as this admittedly many-layered apparent femme fatale — Margot Robbie is a producer here, and one can (perhaps too easily) imagine the role might once have been intended for her. Whereas with this star, Cassie wears her pickup-bait gear like bad drag; even her long blonde hair seems a put-on."

Basically, he dared to say that the actress doesn't fit the role because of her looks.
The whole movie revolves on her sexualizing herself so that she can lure men into a trap and the reviewer noted that she doesn't pull it of, that she's not sexy enough, and that Margot Robbie would do a better job.
This is obviously a crime in 2021 so he had to beg for forgiveness in order to keep his job.
What's funny is that he is gay.
 
Idiotron said:
This is what he had to apologize for:
"Mulligan, a fine actress, seems a bit of an odd choice as this admittedly many-layered apparent femme fatale — Margot Robbie is a producer here, and one can (perhaps too easily) imagine the role might once have been intended for her. Whereas with this star, Cassie wears her pickup-bait gear like bad drag; even her long blonde hair seems a put-on."

Basically, he dared to say that the actress doesn't fit the role because of her looks.
The whole movie revolves on her sexualizing herself so that she can lure men into a trap and the reviewer noted that she doesn't pull it of, that she's not sexy enough, and that Margot Robbie would do a better job.
This is obviously a crime in 2021 so he had to beg for forgiveness in order to keep his job.
What's funny is that he is gay.
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That's pretty dumb. I have no intent watching the movie so I don't know if I agree with him or not, but a character's looks mattering in certain roles is a very valid criticism. That why you don't see any of these MCU movies starring Jonah Hill or Will Ferrell.
 
draggs said:
Mr. Plinkett just kills his women if they get pregnant.

He also kills them if they dont get pregnant.

Seems like an alternative to the wrap it/bareback dichotomy that works for him.
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Mr. Plinkett had his penis torn off by his cat while recording the Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969, and as a result is incapable of penetrative sex, let alone using a condom. Shows what you know about the lore.
 
PenguinSuitAlice said:
Mr. Plinkett had his penis torn off by his cat while recording the Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969, and as a result is incapable of penetrative sex, let alone using a condom. Shows what you know about the lore.
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The perfect story to keep suspicion away from himself regarding the literally thousands of raped and murdered hookers, cheerleaders, waitresses etc. in Milwaukee and Atlantic City every year that the authorities cover up because they know they have no chance of catching the perpetrator. How dare you give such short shrift to Mr. Plinkett's criminal acumen.
 
draggs said:
The perfect story to keep suspicion away from himself regarding the literally thousands of raped and murdered hookers, cheerleaders, waitresses etc. in Milwaukee and Atlantic City every year that the authorities cover up because they know they have no chance of catching the perpetrator. How dare you give such short shrift to Mr. Plinkett's criminal acumen.
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I suppose that makes sense. How else would he masturbate to the Olsen Twins if he lost his penis before they were even born? On second thought, don't answer that question.

Unless you want to bring up some more esoteric Plinkett lore:
 
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Dom Cruise said:
I hope they never invite Jim back, fucking piece of shit modern day gestapo simp.

https://twitter.com/1jcmaxwell/status/1359698409767190532?s=20
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I sure hope that laughing at this racist attack on Asians doesn't become widely known and ruin his career

TBH I'm starting to hate all of the RLM crew. They're hypocritical shitlib scumbags with vastly over inflated egos and are generally more lazy and incompetent than the other film makers they rag on.
If AIDs, Beardfat, the Canadians eta really gave a shit about social justice they probably wouldn't provide free labour for an internet video series that has a history of racist and sexist humour. They literally cheer people losing their careers for far less than what they themselves have gotten away with. And fuck Mike, Jay and Rich for being slightly less vocal versions of these cunts.
 
Am I the only one that feels that RLM has started to lose it? I haven't really enjoyed anything they've done for at least a year now.

I'm really considering just unsubscribing. I don't know if I'm just growing out of it or they have just gotten worse or what but I barely get a chuckle or any insight into anything they do now.
 
BlueSpark said:
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I sure hope that laughing at this racist attack on Asians doesn't become widely known and ruin his career

TBH I'm starting to hate all of the RLM crew. They're hypocritical shitlib scumbags with vastly over inflated egos and are generally more lazy and incompetent than the other film makers they rag on.
If AIDs, Beardfat, the Canadians eta really gave a shit about social justice they probably wouldn't provide free labour for an internet video series that has a history of racist and sexist humour. They literally cheer people losing their careers for far less than what they themselves have gotten away with. And fuck Mike, Jay and Rich for being slightly less vocal versions of these cunts.
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X Pac Heat said:
Am I the only one that feels that RLM has started to lose it? I haven't really enjoyed anything they've done for at least a year now.

I'm really considering just unsubscribing. I don't know if I'm just growing out of it or they have just gotten worse or what but I barely get a chuckle or any insight into anything they do now.
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I, too, am starting to hate an internet group that I usually suck off because a regular guest star on a show they do holds a viewpoint on a situation that is different from mine.
 
Pickle Dick said:
I, too, am starting to hate an internet group that I usually suck off because a regular guest star on a show they do holds a viewpoint on a situation that is different from mine.
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i didn't mention anything about Jim. keep white knighting anything critical though i'm sure rich evans will fuck you some day.
 
X Pac Heat said:
Am I the only one that feels that RLM has started to lose it? I haven't really enjoyed anything they've done for at least a year now.

I'm really considering just unsubscribing. I don't know if I'm just growing out of it or they have just gotten worse or what but I barely get a chuckle or any insight into anything they do now.
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Yeah I'm feeling the same way too. They haven't done anything to get me to stop watching, but I keep feeling apathetic whenever they put out a new video. The videos in the last year have kinda blended together for me for the most part. I can only think of one thing that bugged me in the last year about RLM and it was the Half in The Bag on Borat 2. They talked about a scene in the original movie where a lady takes Borat upstairs to teach him how to use the toilet after he came downstairs to the dinner table with a bag of poop. Both Mike and Jay insinuate that the Lady is a bigot for doing this even though The lady told Borat where the bathroom was and only when he came down with a bag of poop, only then is when she taught him how to use the toilet.
 
yeah it's not like i find them offensive or anything but I just notice I pay less attention to BOTW now cause they just don't have as many funny moments to me.

kind of hope it's just a slump from the virus, but the fact that any funny moments lately have been a result of Tim, who is the relatively "new guy", it leads me to think there's burnout more than anything.
 
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