Really basic things you can't do or didn't know

[nonvir_1984]

I have trouble remembering left and right. I prefer people to point. And I am a very safe driver.

 

[Islamic Creampie]

Can't drive a car, though I can drive a forklift. Forklifts should be street legal.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

I didn't learn how to tie my shoes till part way through grade school as well. I learned how to ride a bike then as well, but I didn't have a bike until then, so who knows how incompetent I would have been at that skill otherwise!

It took until I was almost in middle school until I learned how to blow bubble gum.

(edit to add) I was in post-secondary when I finally was able to say Library and Ambulance properly, and not "lie-barry" and "Am-ba-lance" like someone from The Buildings.

Still can't whistle.

 

[The Last Stand]

Can't whistle, can't drive (yet), can't tell the difference between neo conservatism and moderate, just learned how to properly do laundry, can't diet properly without assistance.

 

[Red Hood]

I literally can't even rn

 

[User names must be unique]

-I didn't know the correct order of the alphabet until I was in my late teens.
-When writing I still have to make a concerted effort to write the letter d,b,p and q because I get them backwards when not paying attention

 

[Red Hood]

Can't drive a car, though I can drive a forklift. Forklifts should be street legal.

Are you gonna go around asking about sailors now?

 

[A single cheeto]

I cant tie my shoes or ride a bike. Or drive. All my shoes are slip-ins.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way that I walk

 

[drtoboggan]

I can't dance, I can't talk, only thing about me is the way that I walk

Are you just standing here selling everything?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

-I didn't know the correct order of the alphabet until I was in my late teens.

What

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I can't drive 55.

 

[Bonedome]

What

I still have to go through the alphabet song every time I do it, it's a lot quicker and emotionless but I still go up from A.
If I got pulled over and had to do it backwards I'd be fucked.

I never really learned to cook unless someone is telling me exactly what to do.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

I also cannot whistle and gave up all attempts at doing so long ago.

 

[basilosaurus]

I can't open most of the little sauce packets restaurants give out. Too slippery.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I can't open pull tab cans without snapping my nails off. I have to pry the tab up until I can get my entire finger under it.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

I didn't wipe my butt alone till i was 10

 

[Kamiii]

I thought baby carrots were a different type of carrot that just grew small until I was like 17

 

[Womanhorse]

I can't fucking write. I have degree in Visual Art and Costume/Prosthetic design but my handwriting looks like total ass. I have to add digiral type to all rough drafts sent to clients in Illustrator so they don't think a kindergardener's just defaced their document. I can sculpt and etch letters into things though

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I can't read time on clock dials. when i was in highschool, one teacher tried to teach me, but my -tism is stronger.