Current vote is 11 (73%) for desysop and probation (DAP) to 4 (26%) for no action (NA), out of 15. It would require 2 additional NA votes and no additional DAP votes for NA to achieve the 1/3 minimum threshold, which appears unlikely.
Further, this coop case has become a massive shitfest source of drama, and (from my perspective) underscored Castaigne's bad behavior.
As such:
*puts on Moderator Hat*
I am suspending the customary 48 hour waiting period and enacting DAP:
- Castaigne has been desysopped and put on probation until the coop rules him not probation-worthy.
- On his first violation of probation, he shall be vandalbinned for a week. Second, banned for a week. Third, banned without limit, pending improbable appeal.
- Violation of probation is the harassment of other users. Merely insulting other users isn't enough (given that's common), but attacking other users using slurs, or spamming users, or getting pissy about their talkpages, or messing with voting sections, or in general stepping outside of standard conversation norms in order to adopt a tough guy persona. Just use that old definition of porn: you know it when you see it.
If the vote drastically changes, I can always roll back the decision. Again, this appears unlikely.
Herr FuzzyKatzenPotato 
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