💼 Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic - Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.

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LiquidCancer said:
I seem to remember there being another photo of Randy in a bathroom or maybe just a photo of a toilet in a bathroom. I'll have to search more but if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

EDIT: Found it. Someone took a screenshot but his wife deleted the original from both Instagram and her twitter.
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This is where he takes his victims, I can feel it.
 
There are surgical procedures that would make Pickford less Randy.

However I don't want to be accused of A logging so I won't go into detail here.

Disclaimer : Please don't assault anyone because you read a post by some rando with a goblin avatar on a notorious troll forum. Kiwi Farms is filmed on location in your mother's basement; all lolcows are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
 
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anephric said:
I’ve not followed any of this Pitchford stuff so I’m coming in sorta new. But Gearbox?

What happened on Colonial Marines is what’s wrong with the industry. They posted pre-rendered material and tried to pass it off as gameplay. (A few years before that, the studio making Battlefront 3 for the PS3 pulled the same bait-and-switch - all that leaked footage is pre-rendered material but Lucasarts had the good sense to smell shit when they stepped in it). And then Gearbox did some really dumb stuff where they tried to re-neg on the movie Aliens source material by bringing back the marine that died in the third film?

(As to Duke Nukem Fuckever, it’s a perfectly fine discount bin game. Anyone who bought the $89 stupid as shit collectors edition is an idiot though.)

That said: the fact that this company pulled off two of the three highest profile fuckups in gaming in the last ten years (Mass Effect Andromeda being the “winner”) and still exists is amazing. But here we are saying the guy running it has a digital cache of squirt porn and it’s sorta like advanced math where I can see this shit adding up but it’s still a ways out of my reach.
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What is the 3rd one?
 
So has anything actually concrete been unveiled involving randy and this supposed pedowood pizza party tier events he holds?
 
Mall Xplorer said:
So has anything actually concrete been unveiled involving randy and this supposed pedowood pizza party tier events he holds?
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Even if the underage allegation is fake Randy already told the world he was so dedicated in figuring out if a "barely-legal" girl's squirting was a magic trick or not, he just had to pay for the vid and carry it on a USB to study it whenever possible.

Man, Randy sure is an idiot. I'm 100% convinced Borderland's success was pure luck.
 
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I like that no matter what happens this is going to be mortally embarrassing for him.

Either he’s going to be permanently associated with pedophilia or with squirt porn. Just imagine his legal team watching that video and hopefully being exposed to the tweet where he calls it ‘beautiful’.
 
i never knew this guy was considered a lolcow, never liked him though. his twitter fingers are uncontrollable. but shit, there's the child porn now, which made me go from "i don't like this guy" to "damn, i hope this guy kills himself" . i really didn't expect that. i mean, maybe i should have, with his track record, but i didn't. not a very good look for gearbox, i hope this guy goes down hard, and if borderlands 3 never comes out due to this i'm gonna be very very mad.
 
... Wow.

This definitely took a turn out of nowhere. I'm pretty sure Gearbox's lawyers are futilely trying to get Randy off of Twitter, because he keeps saying and doing stuff that digs him deeper and deeper into the hole he's made. I bet someone at Sega's legal team is sipping their tea out of schadenfreude as we speak, too.

Calling it now: Before 2019 is over, this fiasco (and potentially others, if the assaulting an employee at GDC is true) either ends up bankrupting Gearbox and all their IPs are liquidated to other publishers (or they become a subsidiary of a bigger company like EA or Square-Enix Europe), and/or Randy is ousted from the company he founded and unpersoned by the industry.

Because there is absolutely no way in hell the company itself can fully recover from this unless the board of directors forces Randy out as CEO and disavows him hard time. If the James Gunn fiasco from last summer is anything, once anything remotely resembling CP/pedophilia comes to public notice, the only way for a company to solve the problem is to do the nuclear option.
 
I always figured him for a pervert but I thought his main fetish would be public humiliation rather than jailbait, judging by how he keeps embarrassing himself every time he opens his mouth or posts something on the internet.
 
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