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💼 Careercow Randy Pitchford / DuvalMagic - Gearbox's magical fuck-up of a CEO, lost a USB drive full of porn.
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Wow, he really said he bought porn to learn how to do a magic trick.
You're a grown ass man just say "I thought it was hot." Seriously, you're not a 13 year old who has to avoid getting grounded.
You're a grown ass man just say "I thought it was hot." Seriously, you're not a 13 year old who has to avoid getting grounded.
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Wait a minute. This guy, in the year of our Lord, 2019 A.D., willing admits to trading real life currency in exchange for internet pornography? What a fucking lolcow.
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The former general counsel of game studio Gearbox (Borderlands, Aliens: Colonial Marines) and CEO Randy Pitchford are suing one another in a messy legal battle that sees both men accused of violating their legal duties to the company. The suit against Pitchford is full of sensational allegations, including the accusation that the Gearbox CEO received a secret $US12 ($17) million bonus from publisher Take-Two Interactive as an advance against Borderlands profits.
The lawsuit alleges that Pitchford struck a deal in 2016 to receive a “personal, secretive ‘Executive Bonus’ 0f $US12 ($17),000,000 to be paid directly to Pitchford entity called ‘Pitchford Entertainment Media Magic, LLC.’” That bonus, Callender and his lawyers argue, is an advance upon royalties that would otherwise go to Gearbox’s staff. “This is particularly tragic exploitation,” the lawsuit states, “because these millions are being syphoned to Randy Pitchford’s personal accounts instead of funding the development of Borderlands.”
Callender’s most lurid allegation against Pitchford is an accusation surrounding an event that he says occurred in 2014. Callender says that Pitchford left a USB drive in a Dallas, Texas restaurant containing sensitive corporate documents for Gearbox and its partners including 2K Games, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, and others. Says the lawsuit: “Upon information and belief, Randy Pitchford’s USB drive also contained Randy Pitchford’s personal collection of ‘underage’ pornography.”
Callender also accuses Pitchford of holding parties in which “adult men have reportedly exposed themselves to minors, to the amusement of Randy Pitchford.”
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2019/01/f...illion-bonus-in-lawsuit-gearbox-calls-absurd/
The lawsuit alleges that Pitchford struck a deal in 2016 to receive a “personal, secretive ‘Executive Bonus’ 0f $US12 ($17),000,000 to be paid directly to Pitchford entity called ‘Pitchford Entertainment Media Magic, LLC.’” That bonus, Callender and his lawyers argue, is an advance upon royalties that would otherwise go to Gearbox’s staff. “This is particularly tragic exploitation,” the lawsuit states, “because these millions are being syphoned to Randy Pitchford’s personal accounts instead of funding the development of Borderlands.”
Callender’s most lurid allegation against Pitchford is an accusation surrounding an event that he says occurred in 2014. Callender says that Pitchford left a USB drive in a Dallas, Texas restaurant containing sensitive corporate documents for Gearbox and its partners including 2K Games, Sega, Sony, Microsoft, and others. Says the lawsuit: “Upon information and belief, Randy Pitchford’s USB drive also contained Randy Pitchford’s personal collection of ‘underage’ pornography.”
Callender also accuses Pitchford of holding parties in which “adult men have reportedly exposed themselves to minors, to the amusement of Randy Pitchford.”
https://www.kotaku.com.au/2019/01/f...illion-bonus-in-lawsuit-gearbox-calls-absurd/
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Well at least the levels he made in Duke Nukem 3D were good.
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The google-fu of a Pigeon should net you limitless free squirt videos, I don't even like the genre but I could pull at least a handful from my favorites.
Randy is such a mouth breather, just admit you wanted to chat with a cam grill and that you paid for the privilege and the finale, or you know, don't talk about your spank needs on record when you are the ceo of a company.
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Every.
Fucking.
Time.
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"You see Your Honor, I'm not a pedo. I just happened to misplace my jailbait squirting porn at Medieval Times."
Also
"I couldn't possibly be a pedophile because I'm a father."
By this point, I think anything he says I. Twitter is a lie. It’s like the boy who cried wolf.
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I think it's one day after.Wait, wait, wait, so he told this story about losing USB stick before the lawsuit dropped?
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I gotta admit that I really enjoyed BL and BL2 until BL2's DLC which became blatantly SJW-directed, and the pre-sequel was such utter garbage that I cannot believe it was released as a professional product and not a fan-work.
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That’s the face you give when you abduct someone into your bathroom.
Also would explain if he told all programmers to go the bathroom to work on BattleBorn.
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Hey, remember when several characters they already established as being heterosexual for the entire game, to the part of them having extensive backstories centered around that being the case got retconned as bi and then outright gay?
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Gearbox is a hive for woke people so probably tonnes of people.
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Losing a USB drive filled with porn.
How sad can this guy get? He's the living manifestation of sadness, and not just pure real sadness too, it's the pathetic kind of sad.
I dunno, man. Randy's the type of guy that oozes with loserdom and my hunch was proven right after he shilled his own Battleborn porno sub he made himself since that game didn't catch the attention of anyone.
How sad can this guy get? He's the living manifestation of sadness, and not just pure real sadness too, it's the pathetic kind of sad.
I dunno, man. Randy's the type of guy that oozes with loserdom and my hunch was proven right after he shilled his own Battleborn porno sub he made himself since that game didn't catch the attention of anyone.
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It's not a magic trick as he says, but a simple trick I'm not gonna go into depth here of explaining, but should be obvious to anyone with a hole in their body.
Imagine holding water in the side of your cheek and still managing to talk. It's to the same effect, except with feminine parts, it just requires a lot of control. Why he was enthused by that is fucking hilarious.