random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2080.jpg?1428155842 A moment ago x.eight.six.systems:
   
   

 

[JU 199]

Imagine this avatar

Saying this quote-

Slumdogs obsessing over me while I've been tearing up the streets, slaying prime pussy and making stacks. Just lol.

 

[Kirby]

"September 11, 2015: Chris gets trolled by a big troll who sent him $1000 USD as a donation."

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Null

 

[nude tayne]

I WILL COOK ALL OF YOU

IM THE SUPERVISOR AT NIGHT TIME

 

[SpessCaptain]

Listen, I'm trying to do the responsible thing and just leave that place in the past. I have no reason to be there now and if I go back I'll just make more drama. I'm sorry if this sounds rude, but I really don't want to get an army of trolls messing with me just because I'm a Sonic fan.

Source

 

[melty]

"People who judge others on their spelling, grammar and punctuation are not usually talking about that kind of over the top text quirks. They're talking about they're, their and there, your and you're, etc. That kind of elitist white supremacist nonsense."

 

[AnOminous]

"People who judge others on their spelling, grammar and punctuation are not usually talking about that kind of over the top text quirks. They're talking about they're, their and there, your and you're, etc. That kind of elitist white supremacist nonsense."

That kind of nonsense that will get your resume completely out of consideration for a job to the point no amount of affirmative action will save your ass.

 

[Innocuous]

"This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, you bastard."

"Hope you guys like my new CWC documentary. super interesting and hasn't been done before"

"I don't see how? I'd like to experience one. As long as ur smart and prepared, natural disasters aren't bad. Nevermind whatever.."

"Safety. Wisdom. Love. Analingus."

"Half the time when I'm negative I seem emo, and the other half when I'm positive I come off as creepy and the bad kind of insane. Welp, prepare for the latter."

"It's just... it really sucks being alone like this, especially when I'm constantly forced to watch/listen to other couples' happiness, and sometimes I wish I could have, like, a temporary girlfriend."

Also I second the Connor Bible quotes, especially:
"Is it not true he's trying to monopolize on the lolcow scene?"

 

[CatParty]

wiser than a dirty nigger chimp

 

[Florence]

Trans is the new black.

 

[VLAD]

 

[Rin]

can you hurry it up with sending me your negress porn I'm seriously edging here

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I'm actually quite addicted to showers to the point where it has ruined my hair and to an extent my skin. This is part of the reason I want to shave it all off, but I really do like the look as well so it's a double benefit for me.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Anything from this, but especially the first part.

For the last time negress is a term of endearment get it through your head.

So you admit there is a racial component to the term Hood Rats? almost as though Negroids are overrepresented within the lowlife criminal community, just like how Celtic Aryans and Moorish Italians are overrepresented in the upper class of criminals. Sounds like you have taken The Red Pill without even knoiwing it.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

While this first post is sarcastic, this was too funny for me to not recommend.

I remember when my mother strapped me to a toilet. Good times

Why is she wearing the diaper like goddamn Steve Urkel

 

[Dr. Meme]

If you can prove that the cartoons in the 2010's are not as awful as the bronies make it out to be, we can destroy their fandom and convince them to leave their fandom once they find something from this decade that is truly good.

 

[Watcher]

A superior community to discuss lolcows and drama. It's not run by an international fugitive that jerks off to gay child pornography.

 

[CatParty]

I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Hey, congrats on being the biggest cuntbasket I've encountered online. You rival my ex-boyfriend. Also I was ApplejackPony on TV Tropes. I always thought you were an awful human being.