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"Fans are weird."
"If you like me, Please tell me." - Chris's catchphrase on 30 January 2012 in his Facebook.
 
"Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned"

From the brassieres for men Facebook group
 
Heartache. heartache... helaerttttttttacheewi..... - Chris's Facebook post on 2 February 2012.
 
Mauvman Shuffleboard said:
"School is socially awesome and cool" or just "Socially awesome and cool."
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How about "We are socially awesome and cool." Because we are.
 
That Goatee WILL Grow Back
 
I got another one.

"There's bitch tits and then there's CWC tits."
 
Mr. 0 said:
I got another one.

"There's bitch tits and then there's CWC tits."
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Hmmm...that sure sounds AWFULLY familiar. :tomgirl:

Walla walla Walmart! Walla walla Walmart!
 
Perfectly matches to an M and S.
 
All I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice and Loyal to her.

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches.

I was head over heals for that bitch.

I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me!

I ask you, who is the real monster here?
 
The Dude said:
All I had been was Nothing but Good, Nice and Loyal to her.

I only touched her shoulder, hand and long hair; last time I checked, THOSE are non-offensive touches.

I was head over heals for that bitch.

I randomly decide to Google my name; BAM! The very first hate-filled web page against me!

I ask you, who is the real monster here?
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May I suggest "The Real Monster Here"
 
How about "Who is the real monster here?"
 
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