random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LM 697]

*HIIIISSSSS**BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA

And look how it came out, shaped like a girl.

These ones please.

 

[José Mourinho]

Snoopy Doobie Doo... where are you...

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

*HIIIISSSSS**BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA

Ok, I don't get this one. What am I missing?

 

[Null]

*HIIIISSSSS**BANG* HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHAHA

Ok, I don't get this one. What am I missing?

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

OMFG!

Who there'll is that laughing like a retard, it's awesome.

 

[José Mourinho]

Love the new one: "DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!"

 

[spaps]

Every sperg is different.

 

[Pikonic]

GERMAN WARFARE BITCHES!
(But I understand if this is detrimined to be in poor taste.)

The ultimate STRESS reliever

 

[José Mourinho]

Stress levels at 14,386,443 out of a possible 10.

 

[Null]

Updated.

 

[Pikonic]

Frustration is blind

 

[Lady Houligan]

Frustration is blind

I was just about to suggest this.

 

[Pikonic]

Frustration is blind

I was just about to suggest this.

I was surprised nobody did before me.

This ones FRESH FROM DA SHOP....
" I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!"

 

[José Mourinho]

Agreed with Pikonic. "Frustration is blind".

Also:
"She's a damn Smoker!"

 

[The Dude]

Hey, at least we're housebroken!

 

[exball]

At least our faces aren't fuckin' orange!

 

[José Mourinho]

"Bann has happened again!"
"DESTROY THIS FORUM AND THE DAMN CWCKI NOW!!!"

 

[champthom]

"ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI"

It's from a /cow/ post that said that a post on Chris was turning the thread into our forums and I thought we should co-opt this.

 

[LM 697]

"John? I'll be ready, John."

 

[José Mourinho]

He's fat! I'm thin!