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[JU 199]

negative cyber energy.

The farms power source

 

[AnOminous]

I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then).

 

[JU 199]

when sluthate pedo MRZ gets asked whether a dog sucked him off

Yes when I was about 10 or 11 and just getting into masturbation

MRZ confirmed for dog fucker

 

[JU 199]

Upon asked for justification. MRZ responds-

It's theorized the early childhood sexual experiences with animals could be common,

 

[JU 199]

From chat-

 

[NeetBoy]

This forum is packed to the brim with dipshits and attention whores.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?

 

[Kusottare]

Nor is it likely to get you laid, which is all these dudebros seem to care about. And what started it all, come to think of it.

 

[Firesharpie]

Way to generalize there, artist. First of all, if you don't believe in God, you don't believe in the Devil. I know because I'm an atheist myself.
Second of all, Japan is very accepting of non-religious people. Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime.

 

[JU 199]

I asked my mom to lend me the money but she refused after hearing that i intended to purchase a gun.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Come for the autism, stay for the lulz.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

>tfw mom is bribing me with money to leave the house and take the black construction paper off of my windows

Can't get the exact shade of the green text, unfortunately. This is the closest I could get without making it illegible.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I'm partially severely retarded. I'm also partially very superior though. When you average everything out I'm at the high end of average.

 

[Big Nasty]

"A miserable, lonely man who spends all his time in a colorless "prison" of a room drinking, masturbating and repressing his homosexuality."

 

[YI 457]

In case of doubt, scream "RAPE".

 

[Big Nasty]

Not from here, but hilarious nonetheless

"Today it is a cakewalk for engineering and technically trained to hack someone's email account, if they have access to someone's passwords."

 

[CatParty]

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6458.jpg?1434628467 A moment agoCucky:
   This whole site is a fucking joke

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Jokes on him. We'll just do ghost drive bys

 

[Curt Sibling]

One of Shaner's lines about him being a "Privet Investigator" has to be included!