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[Darwin Watterson]

"does anybody know what its preferred pronouns are so we can misgender it"

From the Eden King thread.

 

[Watcher]

How can I become a lolcow?

 

[sugoi-chan]

I've never done shit IRL lol, my entire sexual experience consists of holding hands with a girl when I was 13, and touching a girls tits when I was 19. Pretty sure that neither of those things makes me a chomo, and that's the exhaustive enumeration of my sexual contact.

- Mrz, here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pedop...eppers-and-many-more.9692/page-53#post-833943

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

"You're only gagging because you're not relaxing!"

 

[DuskEngine]

You can actually conceptualize a distribution mechanism that uses information theoretically analyzed techniques for distribution and prove that downloading CP via those mechanisms cannot intrinsically cause changes to the supply of CP via those mechanisms.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Lol why do you faggots have a massive thread stalking me and talking about the things I say amongst yourselves, I'm just coming here to argue with you about the things you say in relation to me, is it such a crime to want to be able to voice my opinion rather than to be stalked and slandered by a bunch of people?

 

[John Daker]

" Derives sexual pleasure from cyberbullying others ".

 

[JU 199]

From Sluthate pedophile MRZ

I don't give a fuck if people fap to holocaust pictures lol.

rape instinct

 

[autisticdragonkin]

does anybody know what its preferred pronouns are so we can misgender it

This should be in random.txt

 

[JU 199]

I shall conquer and domesticate a wild female. You fools will see that i am capable of getting a date.

IQ it goes like this: Asian, Caucasian Negroid .

You're a traitor and i shall never answer your questions again. </3

asians would be druids with higher intelligence and medium looks.

I deserve to be loved.

Much like blacks they have rage instead of mana

You're a joke you mentally ill freak who needs a surgery to satisfy his needs and calm his mental illness.

I am only mad at you because you're in denial.

Trolls do not look that bad actually. I d fuck a troll female.

And in the meantime, we'd have another Ted Bundy.

 

[Maruukat]

I often compare myself to Bruce Banner, usually quite calm and collected, but once something sets me off I rage as bad as The Hulk. Cheers

 

[Konstantinos]

I may look like the brainless one, but the irony is that being the appearance proves anyone with that perspective is in fact the brainless one in the situation.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

"Global warming is a hoax created by white male cishet scientists to distract us from the real problem with our society. Microaggressions!"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"The reference is to Christine, not to Hitler."

 

[Florence]

You can't ever get off Mr. Nulls Wild Ride.

 

[YI 457]

ur waifu sucks cocks in hell

 

[SP 199]

Finish your book report Connor

 

[John Daker]

stripped to a pair of pantyhose over a pair of freshly filled Depends.

 

[JU 199]

:* (>♡.♡)> ()() <----your buns. I like them

 

[JU 199]

. Now i am dancing on the floor by humping it. It feels rather odd