random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kusottare]

I had a dream about Chris-Chan banging his own mom. I posted about it in the thread, including as much detail as I could remember. Like how they both had shaved pubes and what position they were in.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6928.0

 

[JU 199]

Lookism user-

Looking forward to how it goes with bathmate!

Kiwi farms user Looksadmin (Lookism alt- Victory)

A big dick increases dominance in the relationship, status, pleasure for the female, increases your own confidence.

 

[John Daker]

This whole forum is BULL SHIT!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

from the recent Eli videos:

"Did you steal my fucking fleshlight?"

"Choo choo bitches, the Eli train is here"

"I AM NOT A MILLION DOLLAR EXTRA!!!!"

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1427203100 A moment agoNull
   cops a feel of coster's knee

@Null @Coster

 

[Kusottare]

http://www.gamespot.com/forums/offt...han-arrested-for-gamestop-terrorism-31767273/

A well known 4chan member who appears to suffer from mental problems.

 

[JU 199]

From lookism.net's shoutbox

 

[ShavedSheep]

NULL IS STRAIGHT WE GUARANTEE!

 

[Watcher]

AND YOU RODGERRABBIT YOU DESERVE TO BE COOKED IN THE MELTING POT OF AUTISM!!

From here

 

[JU 199]

You care about the shotgun yet you do not care about my hair

Not sure if i wish to die as a virgin

Kinda getting desperate lately. Fat chicks sound pretty good right about now as long as they are at least a little bit pure.

I have said too much. I am still a fool after all this time.

 

[John Daker]

I'm a pervert. I'm not going to hide it. Some people on Facebook don't like it when I like a page on a model. If they don't like. TS.

 

[YI 457]

"one of my friends forgot how to shit when we were all tripping once"

 

[John Daker]

@Null How often do new ones get added to the list?

 

[Null]

@Null How often do new ones get added to the list?

whenever something makes me laugh.

 

[Stratomsk]

Fuck me, what a pitiable circle-jerk.

Incel tears: the best lube for a man-on-man sympathy wank.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Konstantinos]

We start more arguments than there are flies in the garbage dump!

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

"If you are autistic enough to want a thread on kiwifarms you are autistic enough to deserve a thread on kiwifarms"

From the Wizzrobe halal thread.

 

[JU 199]

I cant get laid because of the SOCIETY.

 

[John Daker]

You post here because you enjoy watching people get their feelings hurt. that's why your in here.