random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

Mgtows just fap

 

[SpessCaptain]

Courtesy of whoever posted it in chat.

 

[Pandas Galore]

finally someone who realizes internet people wont use your telephone to gangrape and murder you. the worst would probably be something like

"hey so this is 93532, i just wanted to let you know you have made poor friend choices and might want to consider reevaluating your relationship with adf, seeing as he's put your phone number out on facebook expressly to harm you"

"nine three what?"

"JULAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JULAAAAYYY" *CLICK*

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-mi...-anything-about-adf.10375/page-21#post-797658

 

[chimpburgers]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/28-jun-2015-half-assed-suicide-baiting.10476/page-7#post-804487

 

[OtterParty]

Nuuuuuk pirfafie pirfafie you're a faaaaaag

 

[chimpburgers]

Kill niggers

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Where autism is always the answer.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Nigger gods

 

[wagglyplacebo]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2015-6-25_10-10-19-png.34076/

 

[JU 199]

Thonis is having a moment

I AM GETTING ANGRY. TELL YOUR AUTISTS TO KEEP AWAY FROM MY WEBSITE.

You should have stayed away from my happy place, but no you had to take that away from me. EVERYONE IS TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME.

 

[AN/ALR56]

"Concern citizen"
-shaner,Len.

 

[chimpburgers]

Toroidalboat - Real Name: Ricardo WC.

Location: Ramatierra Corte Arugaciudad Virgeniya, Mexico

Mike Schmidt's Knee: Real Name: Vade Otherkeen Severe Drug Addict, known to kill innocent foxes for fun.

DerStandstron: Real Name: Conner Baibull

Dollarpennypusher - Real Name: Huviyah Aarel Homeless drug addict who has sucked men off for money. He thinks he is a woman but is actually an extremely ugly man. Woodbury, New Jersey

Overchek - Real Name: Timothy Church "TJ" In the Sex Offender Registry for violating his own younger sister. Location: Niles Ohio

Null - Barbara Anne Weston Had a son who went to jail for macing an employee and for running over an innocent man. They never reported these crimes to the police. Adresss: Flintstone Drive, Barbersville VA.

- Totally Not Len

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/leonard-f-shaner-jr-rail-fan-foamer-shitlord.9940/page-251#post-806168

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Tism: Shigeru Miyamoto In a homosexual relationship with some guy named Mario

Overcheck: Billy Mays: Tried selling illegal drugs called Oxi-Clean to clueless people

 

[YI 457]

Even in death he makes the drunk face!

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

"During this period, our moderation team was not able to access and appropriately manage the Neopets community and inappropriate comments that were being made."

 

[Big Nasty]

From the Neopets Shitstorm thread:

"I AM A MOM AND MY CHILD SAW THE WORD DICK I AM CALLING 911 ON ALL OF YOU"

"naked frog roleplay"

"Time to get homo"

"EAT MY ENTIRE ASS"

"Only the mightiest of anuses can handle these!"

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

It amazes me how you can switch from screen name to screen name. you must be using two web browsers.

 

[Dalish]

I think now, I am beginning to "take it like a champ"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kiwi Farms, loaded with RAPE JOKES

 

[Arctic]

"How do you cope with Barbara Palvin's upper lip?"

From this Lookism.net thread.