random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

This man's nudes make me want to hang myself. Goodbye, cruel world.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Give that deep fried slut the special sauce you crazy space fuck, and feel free to hate me as much as you want.

I'm pretty sure they're gonna be too busy getting their dick/femdick sucked by McDonalds Brand Cyber-hookers to give a Mcshit about what my dead ass did

 

[Piss Bear]

U R LITERALLY GENOCIDIN TRASN WOMYN J R TOLKIEN I'M BURNING ALL MY COPIES O DISCWORLD AS WE SPEAK, CONSEQUENCES'LL NEVER BE THE SAME

 

[eeeeeeeeeeeee diot]

I, too, would one day like to copyright my asshole.

 

[LazloChalos]

I alread have your dox, faggot.

 

[Antipathy]

look we've already had this convo. you're an NPC and you mindlessly enforce the culture that is given to you by the elite. You have 0 critical thinking ability. Also you're a christcuck.

To trash can his posts would be an insult to trash cans.
Oscar the Grouch lived in one for many years, and he was an entirely well-adjusted member of the community and never advocated for lowering the age of consent.

Ergo, you want to fuck Sailor Moon.

Then we need to improve medical technology to indefinitely extend BoxerShorts' life, so that he can preside over this transition period, giving us the guidance (and obviously, correction) that we'll no doubt need. Wouldn't want it to all fall to shit after he dies at 32, jerking it to babyfur incest porn.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

And fucking stop leaving me autism rates everywhere. How would you feel if I did this to any of you?

 

[Antipathy]

It was supposed to be women's turn now, but then they immediately get outshone by men in dresses and black men.

Based on what he's saying about age of consent, maybe he's just trying to impress his future child bride with his mad crayola skills

 

[Army Burger]

You can give him to read something like Asterix and his braincogs would grind to a halt.

 

[Antipathy]

I'm sorry. It's not your fault but that creation is too autistic, I have to rate the post with the puzzle piece.

Okay, this just a gigantic insult to all the people I personally know.

A racist pedophile welfare leech wants to lecture us on morality lmao

Whereas I hope he gets raped to death by niggers

 

[Army Burger]

Holly shit, not only they're having a fabulous crossdressing wedding, sex ed is so bad in the GA universe, Max knocked her up and is unaware on how it works

What a terrible day to have eyes.

...And Michael Jackson is supposed to be yiffing in hell now so she can't even say her pedo ghost boyfriendo ghostwrote this one for her (hur hur).

Gee Manda! How come your mom lets you have two imaginary boyfriends?

their garden looks like suck, they should sacrifice their gunt and their corn stalks will be as high and fast growing as mine

According to Star Wars, pansexual means you want to fuck robots.

mmmm I can already feel my asshole being ripped to shreds

 

[SIGSEGV]

I hope Jesus Christ Himself returns for the sole reason of calling you a faggot and popping a thunderclap in your dumb flip ass.

There is no amount of dick, measured in individual dicks or feet of insertion, that would ever satisfy his insatiable craving for more and more dick.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

She should say "look, I do not have any actual use for you. If you don't show some committment to your marriage, I am out of here."

"And I am taking the kids because you are beating off around them."

 

[Army Burger]

She should also get her reproductive organs removed. If she manages to breed the child will be some sort of autistic singularity that could kill us all. And that's if it's not some sort of insect hybrid that chews itself out of her stomach. The good news there is she's so fat it'll probably eat itself to death before it's a quarter of the way out.

 

[Junkail]

Null-tice me Senpai!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Date all the non-gender binary lesbian prostitutes you want, as long as they're not filthy Juden." - Adolph Hitler, probably

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm making this a copypasta. Fuck your sentimental garbage.

 

[Antipathy]

Find every single famous model/thots/Slut and woodland creature of my dreams and fuck their very brains out by filling their mouths and asses with such a titanic proportions of spunk that their intestines and respiratory organs burst at the seams and they are split in half from their cervices from the immeasurable strength of my raging 12 Inch Hulk like Giga Cock.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

These fuckers need Squanto because Jesus has clearly abandoned them.

Every major corporation just got done mourning the death of fucking Florida Man.
Meth Lives Matter

Maybe, in the end, the real tard cum was the freadships we made along the way..

 

[Army Burger]

What the fuck, furries?

If only we could have the "necrotic moob saga" as a follow-up.