random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dork Of Ages]

Sometimes you need some dick my ass. That's why strap ons and dildos are a thing you absolute mongoloid.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

wtf is a brotha? one who broths?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Last time I saw her, she was married with kids and living the generic suburban mom life. Which is a great cover for illicit activity.

 

[OwO What's This?]

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Kiwi Farms is run by paedophile sadist Joshua Conner Moon and exists to harass the disabled.

From Russell's thread.

 

[Sammy]

"Lets settle this in Knoxville."

 

[HumanHive]

From Russell's thread.

We also make fun of gays. Although I guess that counts too.

 

[DumbDude42]

She was supposed to be working on a scholarly book about her research, but started writing intensely erotic Batman fan fiction instead.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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Here's my feelings on k*w*f*rms. You find a site run by people who don't believe bisexuality exists.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I lost my virginity one night but then I posted in chat and I instantly got it back.

 

[Antipathy]

Inb4 DMCA for the saggy tit pics

"Yeah, wouldn't it be great if we could go back to cowboy times and just live as bandito?" - a sad fat man angry about his furaffinty account being made fun of.

There will be no shortage of autists in the future. The future of Kiwi Farms is secure.

stuff like this is what drove me from being mostly apolitical and tolerant to becoming a literal nazi over the course of the past decade

Take your clothes off if you want money.

 

[Banworld]

Greer tried suing the site owner for IP infringement, but after consulting with an attorney, the conclusion was that the site owner has no assets, so it would make the entire litigation process meaningless and costly for no reason.

 

[Brain Power]

Talking with gay people made me an active, enthusiastic supporter of marriage equality. Talking with trans people brought me to the Farms.

You're welcome! You can keep the boxers, but I'm gonna need the poop back.

 

[Army Burger]

He had a nice penis, but besides that pretty much a dickweed.

Its hard being a Sonic fan whem you know the dark side of the fandom

 

[Xarpho]

I've noticed a new text string appearing that doesn't seem to be in the OP's list.

#Kiwifarms is the largest conglomerate of retarded uneducated aborted children ever to sign up on social media.
(Put that on the tag, #Null)”

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Those are lips that should be wrapped around my cock, not on Luke Skywalker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

From @BurningPewter:

I go to a lot of "special needs" groups to get out of the house.

 

[Army Burger]

7 out of his 8 dads must have been purebred white trash.

Jesus Christ man! Why did you have to bring up realistic bugdick!?

now im wondering what a bugdick looks like and if it’s worth the effort to google.

Haha holy shit i just googled it and there’s an artist who makes dildos out of actual insect dick designs, these things are TERRIFYING.

LIKE haha holy fuck nature what the hell is wrong with you

 

[Iron Hamster]

That's not a fetish it's an OSHA violation.

 

[Army Burger]

She's a 40 year old virgin that wants to fuck Sonic but is scared to fuck Sonic because she's a virgin so she looks up sex stuff online and asks questions and pretends Sonic has a small penis so it won't hurt because she's a virgin that wants to fuck Sonic.