random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[FuckedUp]

When i play Shadow the Hedgehog on PS2 its really easy to eat normally.

 

[Recoil]

I prefer to withhold sex from gf and hoard all my jizms for myself. Then after around 10-12 days I'll get with her and bust a giant crack or adderall nut. It's quite the scene.

 

[Robert James]

"I have been raped, groomed, abused, punched threatened and sued and bullied in my life... But none of that compares to my cyberstalker."

_ Mr. Enters editor

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I have sex with girls 5 times a day.

And with 'sex' I mean masturbate.
And with 'girls' I mean tranny porn.

My cat bit my dick once if that counts

 

[FBI-chan]

I was jerking off with my own piss and shit since I was 12, before I even started cooming to porn.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Bought a cock cage one time from amazon and returned it because it was too big.

 

[Antipathy]

It seems like his mind wasn't the only thing of his that didn't mature past the age of eleven.

This is an honestly a great copypasta but at the same time I want a confusion rating.

I feel sorry for the Achmeds and Fadils that have to type shit like "You're making my pussy drip buckets, Greg" or "Shove that monster cock in my ass, King!". This is going to drive them mad enough to pull a second 9/11.

hey dude just use bold font instead of italics if you wanna sound big and scary on the internet.

I grew up watching men riding Saturn V rockets to the Moon and Earth orbit, and I can promise you none of the engineers, scientists, computer programmers etc. who built them had cartoons of themselves as naked dog-men with tits, doing bongrips.

Strap some pontoons on the Race War Van, @Jaimas, we international now.

Probably not the best way to start your argument when your username is literally "Save the Loli" and it's next to a picture of a dancing child. I'm not saying it's suspect, but- actually yeah, I'm saying it's suspect.

>defends grade school kids looking up hardcore porn
>has a loli profile pic from an anime notorious for being essentially softcore lolicon porn.

Reeally activates them almonds.

 

[Longjack Attack]

Remember when everybody was so happy that kids were reading super long books again and then BANG nearly all the HP fandom ended up illiterate. Beautiful

They've actually managed to make something as awesome as panties lame, can you believe it?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Only a lesbian would start thinking about architecture when sexually aroused

No wonder there's so much domestic violence

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Cameras are not available to US Citizens in Josephine County Oregon for purchase. They are there at the stores, on the shelves, in stock and on display, but to buy one, will lead to a sword used to remove the head of anyone who wants to buy a camera." -Kelly Karl Sleight

 

[Return of the Freaker]

someone somewhere is going to have diarrhea in those panties

Congrats gentlemen, we have found the solution to rape

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Pretty sure Jesus said “thou shalt not send micro dick pics”

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/edgelords-are-better-than-hipsters.69912/post-6509510

hipsters are so low energy. You put Nickelback music and Sonic Heroes on PS2. And then they cry in pain..

 

[not william stenchever]

Get off the internet. You look like a faggot. I say that with friendship and patience.

 

[FuckedUp]

He’s probably a supervisor on KF.

 

[SIGSEGV]

The girliest neck beard uwuuuuu.

Kevin manages to be a disappointment to all of humanity by finding sexual satisfaction from emulating kissing via running in place against another player's character via Animal Crossing.

I wonder if this "roofer" needs transport and an armed companion for delivering his "tiles" to those in need in run-down parts of town if you catch my drift? Maybe the ranch makes the "tiles" out of "premium Alpaca wool"?

not even a hypothetical fusion of Buddha and Gandhi would find Louis deserving of a generous gift if they knew a sliver of his history.

 

[Antipathy]

More evidence of why the human species needs put to sleep.

Don't just cocktease us. Put out: I want to see how the sausage is made. (It's made by feeding raped furries into a grinder.)

"I am nothing if not a lifelong student" is quite an ironic statement from somebody who consistently fails to learn anything.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Sick powermove, bruh. Did you forget your pills this morning?

little lexmechanic is just salty because he was the ugliest in his class and the only one not molested

People are breaking down mentally in the comfort of their own homes after a few weeks, just being in jail would kill these people. No backbones. The NEET lifestyle is for hardcore motherfuckers only.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

That entire thread should be a random.txt

 

[Antipathy]

That entire thread should be a random.txt

Which thread are you talking about?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Which thread are you talking about?

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...-attacks-following-paedophiles-killing.69969/