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[Return of the Freaker]

Maybe the leopard is de-transitioning? So it’s MtFtM?

Oh yeah. That dickhorse thing and detachable heads. Seems to be popular with the kids nowadays.

"lol this art is so bad and cringe! Unlike the furry art I like to consume, which depicts Knuckles the Echidna's 9 dicks with great skill and realism..."

 

[damian]

I was always The Problem, because i was autistic, and trans

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[Wakko Warner]

"The gift was a big hit, except to my sister in law. Afterward, she scolded me, by saying she didn’t appreciate me giving my brother food that goes against her beliefs."

 

[Antipathy]

...this whole fucking wall of text I produced is just mental masturbation but we're talking about a ridiculous smelly waddle monster here so technically none of this matters outside of the enjoyment we experience speculating about her grossness and gluttony.

Downstairs tard tried to intercept my postmates delivery, I always order a pack of cigs or a can of dip so they need to verify my i.d., he is now having a furniture tossing tantrum that's echoing through the building.

No one gives a fuck. And you're stupid enough to use the same username for your YT and even share this comment under Yaba's video as though it was so insightful. You're dumb. Bye fatty.

That was so nasty I will have to masturbate to it

There a lot of guys with savior complexes, basically Captain Save-a-Ho.

That's it. We just need a bunch of guys to make animated camgirls to starve out the market for real thots and force them to get a job. Then technology and automation will take over yet another field as god intended.

Show us on the doll where the furfag touched you.

This image is making me feel emotions. I can't tell what any of them are, but none of them are positive.

Oh, this will end well.

It's the face. Its smug aura mocks me.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Imagine being such a failure at being a pervert that you can't manipulate a literal mongoloid.

 

[Monolith]

Pregnancy is the means to an end. It results in a child. It is not just a cumflation kink.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Hopes: high
Expectations: low

 

[Antipathy]

He's a coprophiliac, what pamperchu eats comes out at 98.6 F no need to cook it.

Damn those Satanic Nazis who are assumedly also listening to the devils music - rock and roll while smoking wacky tobaccy and playing violent video games!

these read like a 12 year old trying to Write a Korn song lmao

Even her eyelids are growing seconds chins.

PPP also has the Lord, God Almighty, on his side, and I've heard word he has been eating nothing but Surfers porkchops laced with Human Growth Hormone in order to "stunt the gunt".

There is a negative correlation between understanding law and fucking dogs.

At least CatParty can copy and paste text into their ragebait A&N threads.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"Incels" is a virginophobic word.

I prefer the term "austere hentai scholars"

 

[buying gf]

Jesus. I don't think I've ever seen someone misunderstand philosophical debate, hyperbole, and Batman in the same sentence before.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"Well, you just had to make me go and want to fuck Waluigi" -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Fannyscum]

Based on how you have behaved for the last 150 pages I only have one thing to say to you: rot in hell you evil bitch.

 

[Antipathy]

Jesus, both of these posts are cursed as fuck. I cringed in real time.

I’m convinced Kiwifarms could find Madeline McCann at the rate you guys dig up information.

Can’t believe shrek has a smaller gunt

An absolute unit.

The face of a man who has realised what a terrible mistake he’s made

Losing weight will mean she’s far less likely to suffocate in her sleep under her own fat, but hey, soggy mcdicks burgers are WORTH strapping a machine to your face every night to pump air into your lungs so they don’t collapse beneath a six-inch blanket of greasy orange body fat.

Oh yeah, that guy. Here's how he developed his clown fetish if you're curious.

https://fetlife.com/users/1544338/

Whoever came up with Poe's Law should have patented it. At 1 cent per use, he'd be a billionnaire by now.

Great, if I want to hook up with a dumpy legbeard who hates men, I’ll follow this advice.

Bitch did I ask

You should take your meds more regularly, or at all

Listen, Pam, the only manner in which I want to know how deep a woman is pertains solely to her ass, throat or cunt.

You want to slather the target area in vitamin E and then whip them with a car antenna. Old pimps swear by it.

Footfags can ruin everything.

She probably scared the fuck out of her cats, screaming like a crazy person for no apparent reason.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I love how he pretends to be confused as to why he's a literal fucking joke.
"We've never spoken before." I've never spoken to that one homeless guy who rapes the geese in my local park but we all sure as shit know about him.

 

[Monolith]

Exatly. Also what's up with Renamon's nipple feet? That's new for me.

 

[Army Burger]

"I want to fuck Waluigi"
        -No Gay Asexual Ever

Thats Jacob Sockness, American Hero.

 

[Antipathy]

He literally looks like a cross between Baby Jane Hudson and one of those stunted growth orphans from the former USSR!

There's a difference between "skinny kid" and "concentration camp kid". Kids, especially boys, can get pretty goddamn skinny before it starts to look actually unhealthy. Desmond is not helped by his facial structure, but if you wiped off his clown makeup and put him in a hospital bed you'd think he was a cancer patient on the way out.

I mean honestly I would play with wood blocks now...

The blood-drip typeface represents the constant seepage through the gash wound.

Tam-Tam might have a new slave in the coming years, if she lives that long. This is yet another blow to old Tamzilla. But like previously said by Foopa Troopa, theres no evidence yet. She might just be pregnant with a bucket of chicken, extra crispy.

We want Big Smoke’s order and we want it right friggin’ now!

It’s like fucking Groundhog Day, but instead of learning anything, she just gets fatter.

Alone downstairs, Clotso is undoubtedly fupa-deep in a pile of Beef 'n Cheddar wrappers right now, manically policing her comment section

 

[Positron]

This fucker is absolutely sincere; he really believes that communism = no more work.

 

[AnOminous]

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This fucker is absolutely sincere; he really believes that communism = no more work.

I wish he'd been in Cambodia at the right time, the stupid fuck. Or China during the Cultural Revolution where just being an obnoxious nerd would have got him put against the wall.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I wish he'd been in Cambodia at the right time, the stupid fuck

He'd probably think of it as a holiday more than anything. Hell he'd probably pack a wife while he's at it.