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[Randall Fragg]

From @OmegaKV

OmegaKV said: ↑
Fuck you if you think CP viewing should be illegal.

 

[Dr. Meme]

If you're against viewing child porn, you're a fucking moron. It literally harms no one when a man views a picture of an underaged girl and it's certainly not worth ruining the man's life over.

-surprisingly not nick bate

 

[Dr. Meme]

Just do 2+2 and you get that the userbase here is nerdy. Now lets add that two members were fat,and we can hypothize all of you are probably neckbeards.

 

[Watcher]

dont sexualize the kirb

 

[CatParty]

1] I can't stand a single one of you, but the majority of you are obsessed with me to varying degrees.
2] I'm not any kind of joke.

 

[José Mourinho]

"You know if people would stop making fun of me for my OPINION, I wouldn't be quote on quote "trolling". In my last post all I did was agree with someone and then explain more in detail."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-the-autist-nostalgiajazzadmirer-thread.8562/page-2#post-618961

 

[Big Nasty]

"Do you have what it takes to be a dirtbag?"

 

[CatParty]

All my posts are deleted. Please I feel like a horrible person for being on this site. I feel like a mean terrible person who doesn't deserve happiness and all I can do is cry because I want to leave this site but I want all my posts deleted.

Please have mercy and delete all my posts. I feel like an idiot all my posts suck, why do people even want my posts on here, why can't I just delete them They aren't funny, interesting, or entertaining so what's the point.

I doubt anyone on here will care if I'm gone so let me leave, delete all my posts, please!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-will-leave-and-never-come-back-to-this-site-if.8566/

 

[hm yeah]

okay i feel a bit dumb:

"Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!"

from cwc, obviously, but where? context?

 

[Dr. Meme]

Please I feel like a horrible person for being on this site. I feel like a mean terrible person who doesn't deserve happiness and all I can do is cry because I want to leave this site but I want all my posts deleted.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

My mind works in mysterious ways. Sometimes, I honestly think excessive masturbation, lack of physical activity, poor dieting, and my medication have fucked me up.

 

[KingofManga420]

Do not rile me up.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Lol I came here to post the Connor "mind works in mysterious ways" quote

 

[KingofManga420]

Wow, "we have the right to refuse service to anyone" stops at the homosexual agenda.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mike-...-losing-a-sh-t-ton-of-money.8601/#post-624367

 

[Joan Nyan]

I'm in favor of whites-only drinking fountains

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/enterbots-general-thread.7873/page-11#post-627485

they have the nerve to claim PIZZA is the source of why the Titansare so horribly stupid! As a pizza lover I am deeply offended, it's the lasagna to my Garfield if you will.

 

[cans.wav]

"MEANWHILE I AM VERY SUICIDAL"

 

[Dr. Meme]

I didn't start trying to rub myself until I was 10 when I heard other boys talking about it. The only "funny" feeling I ever noticed before that was when I was 9 and I was getting a ride home from school. I had bad gas and every time I farted it tickled my balls and it felt kind of funny. I have no idea why I remember that. I have never been able to sit that way again.

 

[Arctic]

Quotes haven't been updated since the Trannycopter

 

[Konstantinos]

"Now explain to me what the point of this site is? Is it just subhumans talking about subhumanity?"