random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[TV's Adam West]

I'll

You know you want to eat me

 

[Army Burger]

See here’s where we disagree. I personally think her tits are luscious.

"i would love to suck off a poster from kiwi farms, hell maybe even fuck em"

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

"i would love to suck off a poster from kiwi farms, hell maybe even fuck em"

Rumor has it the man in that image has a face of unusual length.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Nope. Actually in a great mood. Covered in the blood of Jesus Christ. Eating shit and human meat must get old.

I wouldn't invite you to a church service much less an all out orgy.

Im anti lame. I'm semitic and having a semitic baby who at this moment is smarter than you.

 

[Shield Breaker]

I turn around for two seconds and Lowtax is hooked on cock. What a great end to the decade.

 

[Army Burger]

when you drink on adderall you're never really drunk

you just eventually start projectile vomiting

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

 

[Uncle Warren]

wew

I totally support my post being put in the random_text

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

"Watching anime doesn't turn you into a rapist; it means you are already one."

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"The best things about Japan: anime, manga, ryona and sushi."

 

[Army Burger]

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"20 years of watching trans porn is basically allyship, when you think about it"

 

[Brain Power]

Sorry about not risking killing your wife, now time for some Pad Thai!

Rest in pronouns.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm never surprised with furries, just baffled.

He didn’t choke on bird shit and dog hair, so the decade sucked.

Like Noah's just a depressed and failing Squirtle to Lowtax's burnt out and cucked Blastoise.

ive seen a lot of frankenvag on this website, I have literally never seen this incision pattern.

I've seen perkier titties on African tribeswomen in National Geographic. That is beyond tragic.

I'm now blind and my penis has completely retracted into my body.

 

[Failure_Personified]

From the Lowtax ban compilation.

"I just wanted to stream some video games but instead I became Hitler"

 

[Army Burger]

Wow, that's one hell of a fupa.
She must be proud!

 

[AnOminous]

From the Lowtax ban compilation.

"I just wanted to stream some video games but instead I became Hitler"

 

[TV's Adam West]

somebody hand me a cigarette cause i just came

"Be more like your mother, and by that I mean your mother wasn't a faggot!"

Peacefully, snuggled in tightly with blankets, pillows, 50 painkiller pills, and vodka.

I jerk off to zero suit samus

 

[Floop]

Floop totally said this. “I jerk off to zero suit samus”

OH COME THE FUCK ON THAT IS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT

 

[TV's Adam West]

OH COME THE FUCK ON THAT IS TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT

Tell it to the judge.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"I only wear glasses for special occasions, such as reading smutty fanfiction." -Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Have you ever wanted to see a guy in a chicken suit masturbate while covering himself in pie? You're in luck!