random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[TV's Adam West]

I've finally managed to even out the negative score I got for writing two negative posts about niggers.

 

[Army Burger]

I've seen better hairlines on fur coats from the 1800s found underneath rubble.

this niggas eyes are like 98% pupil

If you falcon punch a troon hard enough, his dick will pop back out.

Thats like saying he's a consœur of fromage de pénis.

Thanks for acting as my personal e-rapist, Olly.

Lmaooooo have fun having your asshole stretched to the size of a shower in jail you sick faggot fuck.

He found a dumpster dildo? Isn't that a sign of good luck?

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Do not tell my parents.

From this post. If someone’s already suggested it, consider this me seconding the motion.

 

[Army Burger]

Phil is so autistic he schedules their sex time weeks in advance

Go suck a dirty asshole and get aids and cancer is still the greatest insult of 2019.

 

[Y2K Baby]

how zoomers and millenials are taking longer to get married, get driver's licensed, get married, etc,

 

[Army Burger]

Ah fuck, it's the return of ass-crack tongue.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Incidental touching is pretty much unavoidable. We aren't bi if that's what you're getting at.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

null come fuck me with your giant jew penis

 

[Army Burger]

"It's not gay if balls don't touch, meanwhile I love licking up another guy's cum"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Fuck off null you povo faggot

 

[Army Burger]

It's like the most autistic version of find the dog fucker

Now he is no longer gangstalked.... only haunted by gargantuan THICC asses

 

[TV's Adam West]

Jesus couldn't deliver him a waifu so he switched to worshipping anime. Everything checks out.

Pedo or not, that profile picture is fucking cute.

How delightful.

What the fuck happened? How did we get here?

This question could probably kill the channels of a million left-wing autists. Anyone who answers automatically loses.

 

[Brain Power]

also the words you definitely want to hear from your doctor are "your vagina's secure" does that mean that people won't be able to steal it

 

[Army Burger]

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"Please no jokes about autism or any such thing."

Well shit. Time to grow a penis.

She’s more pus than person at this point

He looks like he really wants to rape someone. Probably a corpse.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

"Please no jokes about autism or any such thing."

Perfect description of sad walrus imho

Edit. That quoted weird, I was talking about the pus

 

[Army Burger]

What good is depth if you won't have a dick inside.

It's looks like there's enough extra chromosomes in that picture to build a whole other human.

 

[vertexwindi]

I jsit killed my whole family, and i couldnt have done it without a gun! I'm too much of a coward, a knife would have been waaay too hard. So, thanks to everyone at the NRA,

 

[MediocreMilt]

As a female gamer, it's so important for me to find a home that not only empowers myself but also all of you, in order to make a positive impact in the gaming world.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

And autotone deaf afro rape fags....

 

[Army Burger]

The females are no less degenerate. Also she did a fanfic where Twilight Sparkle marries her brother.