random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DeagleBoipussy420]

"Elliot Rodger was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive." - Holden (No, not Judge Holden)

Or

"Serial killer vibe" is just American bs." - Holden

There's too many to pick from

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

"Elliot Rodger was right." - Marjan Šiklić

 

[Le Bateleur]

i've voluntarily abandoned my friends and only talk to them on fb or skype

 

[DeckardBane]

"Null has a big package"

 

[Locksnap]

"sonichu, you moron, i said that real bravery would be some nigger doing that in 1820. rosa parks was just a dumb spoiled bitch." - Holden

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Anything Holden says in this thread.

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/marjan-Šiklić-thatincelblogger.6576/

 

[Null]

There's a snake in his boot. And by "a snake" I mean "shit". And by "boot" I mean "post".
Absinthe, in a report message.

 

[Cuck Norris]

"I have begged my mother and my therapist to sleep with me out of desperation." - Holden

 

[CatParty]

 

[CatParty]

blinded by poo light

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

I wanna request "*cans.wav*"

 

[Arkangel]

"DON'T CALL ANYBODY!"

 

[Le Bateleur]

I was raised on the end of a Mega Drive controller lead and drank Sonic the Hedgehog instead of milk.

- Andrew Pine​

 

[Konstantinos]

"I don't believe in pranks."

 

[Mr. 0]

"Discussion over, topic locked."

 

[BiggerJ]

"Drunk or not, they had me. At an old age where my mother was so close to menopause and my father was a senior citizen. It- I was truly a miracle."

 

[Le Bateleur]

But that's the thing. Christian Weston Chandler IS a joke. An actual cartoon character made flesh.

 

[CatParty]

Piss

 

[OtterParty]

 

[Organic Fapcup]

"You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!"