random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

to date me you must:
girls

 

[CIA Nigger]

I'm a 4channer who knows how to bait effectively from years of shitposting. If you want to stick it to me, make me fade into irrelevancy.
Replies is exactly what I want.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I bet if Looey was asked to recite the 14 words he would say "We must preserve the existence of our lolis and a future for incel pedophiles" and "because the beauty of the 2d loli girl must not perish from my computer"

 

[BlancoMailo]

"i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)"

- Shane Dawson (http://archive.is/6qj7E)

 

[Army Burger]

Now listen homo boy. That is not a transsexual. He is in fact a shemale. so learn the difference you flaming limp wrist.

 

[Just A Butt]

"I notice that you have anus..." The woman says. "Indeed I do have anus." Trent says.

 

[Hobbit]

sometimes i would join calls and prank people by showing my dick

 

[NoFeline]

The whole I'm gonna compare myself to a fetishized male fantasy thing is just a real bummer. And also the pokemon with big tits.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

pussy is like a freshly cooked lobster

 

[Army Burger]

No oscar he is a fag. He will always be a gay ass homo. That is all he will is.

You can not change medical fuckt.a.r.d. He is and will remain a SHEMALE. started off a gay ass queer and will die a gay ass queer.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Now listen homo boy. That is not a transsexual. He is in fact a shemale. so learn the difference you flaming limp wrist.

 

[damian]

 

[NoFeline]

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The peak of small breasted problems is when your girlfriend can use you as a fuckin mouse pad and still be able to play games just fine

 

[ProgKing of the North]

an obscure forum by autists, for autists, about autists

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

Some discord tranny in answer to what kiwifarms is.

uhh basically 4chan but scarier

 

[mindlessobserver]

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[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Some discord tranny in answer to what kiwifarms is.

 

[Army Burger]

F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D So you say trans like me are mentally ill men in dresses?

So that makes Feline DarkMage a mentally ill man in a dress?

You do get she is a MALE TO FEMALE TRANSSEXUAL. Like me.

Is that what you are saying a KF admin is a mentally ill man in a dress?

By the way R.E.T.A.R.D Do you have a clue what the DSM5 is? Have a clue what it says about transsexualism?

You are a R.E.T.A.R.D. Go read what it says twit

 

[Sammy]

I posted this on @John Carmack's wall, then, all to late, realized what I'd done, so I'm turning myself in and throwing myself upon the mercy of the court.

 

[damian]

I’ve licked a lotta toilets in my day but this was the first that made my tongue go numb

can’t believe Twitter made me famous for licking a toilet