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[Brain Power]

Since null hasn't posted it yet and I find it funny

Why are you hosting a terrorists website kiwifarms.net
Is this really something you want to be associated with.
Be better human beings. Don't tolerate white supremacists terrorists.

 

[Army Burger]

I don't give a single solitary fuck what section 50 of your faggot law say about sharing your email. Fuck you and fuck your shithole country.

- Josh

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Hi Josh

Appreciate your quick response.

Will definitely consider what you have said.

Regards

John

 

[Angry New Ager]

Courtesy of @Route 79:

If he wasn't sure if KF is American, he should be satisfied now. Nothing says I'm American more than "Fuck you and fuck your shithole country."

[source]

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Big Nasty]

"I am Very Online"

 

[Army Burger]

Brian Krassenstein on Twitter: "There is something called the "First …

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[Meowthkip]

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I have this fantasy of being on the prowl in my fursona. Coming up behind a cowardly conservative's 9 year old child. Jumping on top of them. They won't be able to move under my 300lbs of fat. Stick my little tootsie roll dick in them. Howling at the moon while they cry tears of pain.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

We're damaged idealists in a Neo-Liberal hellscape. This is our only respite....

 

[FemalePresident]

"If they think I'm disgusting they can have a gay sex with each other"

 

[Army Burger]

Nobody wants a phone call from the FBI asking wtf you have been doing with your shitposting web zone.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

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Brian Krassenstein on Twitter: "There is something called the "First …

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God why can't these stupid grifter Krassensteins fuck off already? Why do the resistance wine moms tolerate these worthless skidmarks?

 

[Army Burger]

His idea of sex is basically "people being put into restraints and stuff gets shoved up their butts".

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I follow so many depraved troons here that I can't even guess which of the many this could have been about.

 

[Army Burger]

Cricket
2 minutes ago



@zedkissed60, did you just dox someone by their microwave?

 

[MediocreMilt]

This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not going to put honey on my asshole you fucking weirdo.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"I'm not familiar with your local customs, but I assume 'Cuck' is a traditional greeting..."

~ A New Zealander who handed over his gun for Twitter asspats.

Spoiler: Seriously

 

[Trombonista]

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because i think homosexuality is wrong and she decided she cant live the rest of her life with someone who disagrees on that issue

 

[AnOminous]

No i never left crazytown. I moved to a better neighborhood.

 

[YayLasagna]

Cricket
2 minutes ago



@zedkissed60, did you just dox someone by their microwave?

Did he though?