random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Positron]

 

[PsychoNerd054]

"I mean, I'll be honest, I think we can form a pretty great society with just cis women and trans women, seeing as we could all be able to reproduce and whatnot."

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

"Turn on the camera and stand up" or "Turn on the camera and stand up Tonka."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

 

[Graffiti canvas]

But if I'm understanding things correctly now, all this place is is a place to make fun of people.

 

[SiccDicc]

[Jan 16, 2019 at 10:49 AM] @Desire Lines: @Visitor, christ is literally the worst human being alive tbh

 

[Mr. 0]

I AM FUCKING 36! DON'T YOU DARE TROLL ME!

PLEASE NO! DON'T LEAVE!!

source: https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4209874/

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Honestly I'm at least an 8/10. I choose not to post my best pics on this website. I have my reasons.

 

[Anime-Free Penguin]

I’ll be dead before these problems really come to a head in any country so who cares lol.

 

[Army Burger]

"I have established leadership as the pre-eminent Tech Antifa."

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

“The movie ends with a shot of Alaska, and a naked man with claws runs out.”
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattsinger/status/1086266218607271937

 

[Oxidative Phosphorylation]

Being queer isn’t a hobby; it’s a political identity.

 

[damian]

 

[Big Nasty]

"Yes The Fuk I Am Pregnant You Just Jealous Cause You Not Pregnant. "

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I'm not a bad guy but I awoke my cock

(from the Nice guys thread)

 

[Y2K Baby]

@balcolm check your spam folder

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

"’Get me the F*ck down now’ is a new song title for middle of act one so I heard.“
https://www.broadwayworld.com/board/readmessage.php?thread=1024930&page=5

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I'm so ashamed. Last night I dreamed that Becky and Amber were using a tube of turkey meat in a highly questionable and unhygienic way. Now I am worried for my mortal soul.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

“What in the heavy metal rock band is going on?”

 

[Mr. 0]

https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4222434/

You lot do not need to respond; in fact, may I plainly suggest you lot Back Off and Not Say Anything.