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“On my recent trip to Japan, I mailed 30 kilograms of dojinshi (mostly loli), but today customs told me they’ve confiscated it and I must come in soon to explain myself. Everyone, please pray once again that the customs officials will be able to understand the wonderfulness of Japanese art! I’m tired of being in the slammer.”
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Nightstar said:
I used to have this little toy robot as a kid, and it had this big bright button on its head, and if you would hit the bright red button it would drive around for a while randomly while yelling stuff. You, yawning @Null-sel remind me of that robot. Its wonderful, I just come by every once in a while and post something and for days you will run around yelling random stuff like a chicken with its head cut off.

Promise me you will never ever change, and also never stop using cloudflare, buddy!
(I know you won't understand that last bit because well, lets face it, you're not that bright. But thats fine!)
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Russel just bringing all the hits.
 
Null has done horrible things. He had sex with a woman and ACTUALLY LIKED it.
 
"I once had a man run after me for two blocks saying he was going to climb on me “like King Kong” and rape me."

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