random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gordon Cole]

The button to join is labelled "Be a Real Man". I am a woman. Why should I have to be a man of any kind, real or unreal?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

mfw I flashback to when I was a baby and would get and erection and my mother would flick it and say "WOODYWOODYWOODYWOODY"

Source: From this /co/ thread.

 

[Florence]

a mecca for young, over-affluent conservative kinksters

 

[Ntwadumela]

"And, I do not see how that's a big deal. Yeah, I am a fox otherkin / therian. I feel a phantom limb that is a tail. So fucking what?"
Alex C. Leal

 

[WeeGee]

"My autism is both a blessing and a curse. More of one then the other."

 

[sbm1990]

Niggers are a part of the human race as much as you are. People have a different color that is around them. That is all. The wrapping is different like the wrapping on Christmas gifts.

 

[Power Armor]

"Meanwhile, I've been shitting on every party involved for being retarded."

 

[Army Burger]

Ritalin didn't give you boobs.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

"i.e a custom joystick thread and you bait people into looking at some naked black guy's joystick...I may be lenient" - DSP

 

[Power Armor]

 

[Hellfire]

@Spelling Bee said:
"I found his youtube channel and all the videos on it were pasty, skinny hands building stuff with lego"

 

[Leo Bonhart]

Russell Greer taking a break from stalking Taylor Swift to assblast the Kiwi Farms:



“For those of you who don’t know what kiwi farms is, they’re a bunch of losers who pride themselves in making fun of “weirdos”, yet they are weirdos themselves. They make fun of autistic people, as an example. That’s how trashy they are.”


“This is a public warning for Kiwi Farms and its users to cease posting information about me on your slanderous site. You are electronic harassing me in accordance to Utah Code 76-9-2(e) by publishing information on your website about me without my permission in a harassing, threatening, violating matter” [possibly cut this one off after 76-9-2(e)]



“Can’t a person share what they feel without worrying it will end up on some shit hole site like yours?”


“Please fricking stop. I’m not posting everything I have posted to be weird, as you claimed.”

 

[Kari Kamiya]

More Russell Greer goodness. Am particularly fond of the last sentence:
I DONT GET WHY IM SO MAD BEVAUSE I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOU ARE REAL

 

[Tempest]

 

[Pina Colada]

From this tweet chain:

And yeah, I'm deeply bothered by what I saw. I'm bothered because someone has taken my brain injury and turned it into a fun sport.

 

[Trombonista]

A whore doesn't always "feign" affection. I say this never having been with a whore, i'm simply defending them because I am sure i know how they think sufficiently in this issue.

 

[Cthulu]

Well I didn't think you guys had such massive raging erections for doxxing that you'd literally dox every living creature that so much as visits this website, no.

 

[Army Burger]

What makes you say that?
I know how this site works.

 

[InLivingTuna]

Haha, coming from oh le holy dr. I dox people every day because I can't stop watching anime and get a job.
Seriously, you're a joke. Take your fucking fedora off your fat head, stop smoking your vape, get off your full body anime pillow, and smash that ornate picture frame of your waifu, mate.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Look me in the eyes and honestly say that you didn't spam hentai on shitty internet forums when you were 13