random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Malario]

I thought Michael Jackson was a fictional character because I only knew him from Moonwalker for 16-bit Sega.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I had that moment with the business review with the gay handjob story. I thought, "This HAS to be someone trying to make Russ look bad. Even Russ isn't sufficiently autistic to actually write something like this." Little did I know.

The expectation that one not become so obese that one's own asshole becomes forever out-of-reach to properly clean is, in fact, another manifestation of White Supremacy™.

Never thought I'd hear the inverse of "I'm not racist; I have black friends!"

Usually I think nuisance content creators should be lynched. But I can't help but laugh at this jeet thinking that he's actually getting hacked by an Xbox controller and a Barnyard dvd.

"WHY US?" Because just fucking look at you you freaks.

Need mo' money fo dem pogroms

If you can't furrow your brow and make a frowny face of disapproval, it's not rape.

His hatred of the maillard reaction is still amazing. It adds flavor, he despises it and would rather eat charcoal.

It's easy to creep out young moms with kids or teen girls. But think about what it takes to creep out people that routinely accept money to have sex with creeps. It's pro vs amateur levels of creepiness.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

If you're not mentally handicapped, then you can read this.

Of course i can read this.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack making popcorn in his scooty puff is lynchian humor.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I didn't catch autism. Autism caught me

the art community always late to finish commissions but never late on being retarded.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Is it the jews that make you jerk off to japanese pervert drawings?

 

[Anonitolia]

A lot of the new Malfoid stuff is rather shallow, shōnen anime girls dropped into the HP universe. They don't hold a candle to the old HP slashers, who re-cast Slytherins from mustache-twirling villains into Bismarckian Realpolitiker, self-possessed and utterly dedicated to tradition.

 

[Metamorpho]

Hitler was a sensitive trans woman on HRT and shot ximself because he was gender dysphoric

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

as a herone aficionado and meth partaker,

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

“The Soviet Union if led by Tranny Trotskyite Rapists”

 

[Cnidarian]

A house built on sand is not a home I'd want, and this foundation is made of jizz.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Are there any cute femboyfarmsrs
I would like to add 1 token boywife to my harem

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

that's twelve A's and three N's.

I have a job interview for a second job I don't want but need so I can buy more shit I don't need but want.

I keep track of spiders around the places I go so I can be well informed on local spider activities

If RegretfulReads were still around he wouldn't read this shit

Look, besides scamming old people it’s the only thing they are competent at. Ignore the fact its a shittier, less physical and boring version of baseball. Anyone who takes that faggot sport seriously needs to eat concrete

Do you think cenobites get off seeing people get cucked? Do you think they sit next to the cuckold and eat popcorn while it happens? They seem like the type of people to do so.

To conclude it's a step up from the 2014 fanficition.net dredge that I associate with the term 'fanfiction', but I was still left with an uninspired mind and a flaccid penis

At midnight every night, have it choose one random user and designate them Master Nigger.

Changes their profile picture and name for 24 hours and allows them to cast gay little spells in threads.

They could, for example cast "pink font" on people's posts, or cast "Steven Segal" which replaces a user's post with an image of Steven Segal.

I swear to god Victorian England existed in a completely different dimension. The same one California currently resides in.

Could there not have been a secret way of just grabbing an ear or something?

gape jelly,

I had a dream where I saw a tweet referring to Asians as calendar niggas. It made sense in the dream but when I woke up I was confused.View attachment 9713529

. Poor fucking Quasimodo. He is destined to wear beanies until the day he dies. If I were him I would want to be burried in a beanie too, so that I don't go to the afterlife rocking that boulder of a head

Lol. Lmao. Kek even. Teehee perhaps

 

[Big Tuper]

I was never raped as a child which I'm quite happy about

 

[Unfiltered Sunshine]

Hey girl, are you eternal? Because neither God nor the devil wants your funny looking ass.

 

[Florch]

The world would be a better place with a hell of a lot more suicide in it

 

[internet friend]

I don't know. I don't remember my circumcision,

 

[Asian tech support]

I do kinda wanna die in a field in Europe, it's... ahh, it's genetic, I think.