random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Nothingness]

You oppose Columbus Day because he was a white imperialist who enslaved indigenous peoples.
I oppose Columbus Day because he was a filthy wop and a dirty papist.

We are not the same.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I wasn't as disgusted as you but I understand how you'd come to that conclusion.

I consider any and all misuses of Caviar to be morally justified.

The pope ain't going to fuck you, my fren. He has the Swiss Mercenaries procure young boys for that.

Tarantino will sponsor KF if posting feet becomes a pre-condition for registering an account.

OPSEC Level: Angry at jeets

This is "buying Coca-Cola and thinking they're buying cocaine because they're both called coke" levels of stupid.

Patrick Tomlinson raped me behind an Arby's in 1985.

haven't seen a jeet since outside temps dropped below 10C
i am now in favor of eternal winter

The last 80 years we’ve tried to ignore the elephant in the room to build a nice, fair society, and look where it’s gotten us.

This website has been fucking hoodwinking me everywhere this past week.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Expecto Blowme.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I don't get why a site dedicated to monitoring autistics has such a poor grasp on what autism actually is.

 

[Computer Guardian]

Wait the trannies did WHAT with the Bionicle capsules?!

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

It's not gay if you detach your head and let the daedric lord of rape have sex with it and then birth hundreds of his spawn before you bite off his cock so you can use it to forge a spear to kill Chimer jesus. Yes, this is actual lore from The Elder Scrolls that you can read in books in the game. Michael Kirkbride did a lot of drugs. He would go on to write for Minecraft Story Mode.

 

[Cnidarian]

Oh sweet mercy it’s the Hydesissies.

 

[The Nothingness]

1. This is my Shrek penis meme. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

2. My Shrek penis meme is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

3. My Shrek penis meme, without me, is useless. Without my Shrek penis meme, I am useless. I must post my Shrek penis meme true. I must shitpost faster than my enemy who is trying to bait me. I must bait him before he baits me. I will…

4. My Shrek penis meme and myself know that what counts in this war is not the shitposts we post, the length of our copypasta, nor our post count. We know that it is the (You)s that count. We will get replies….

5. My Shrek penis meme is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its shades, its variations, its Pepe version and its Sonic the Hedgehog version. I will ever guard it against the ravages of jannies and md5 filters as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my Shrek penis meme clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will….

6. My Shrek penis meme and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

7. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hope your knowledge of niggers has improved with this thread.

I just assume everything he writes is factually incorrect based on historical precedent.

You know you're the good guy on the Right Side of History™ when you're fantasizing about kids exploding just because their parents are rich.

no real hobbies aside from trying to get famous, suing people, and coercing celebrities into sex. He can't even pretend to take an interest in anybody else in a way that doesn't serve him.

Dude on the left roofies girls drinks while talking about Hillary, dude on the right isnt allowed within 200 yards of a school

If they were *really* serious about it, they would skip AI and learn to draw their own smut.

...While she was hardly a catch before, now we can add 'autism', 'permanently masculinized body from HRT', and 'has a seething hatred of men' to the list.

Let this be a cautionary tale. If you're a sub 5 autist with a tech gig either go overseas or see prostitutes with your e shekels.

Don't shack up with a detransed pooner that shares your porn habits on reddit, literally anything is better than that.

They themselves don't know what they want because they are severely mentally ill. There is no logic, just mental derangment.

 

[BoomerPrime]

The niggerfaggot plane has hit the damn towers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

At kiwifarms we believe a dead cow does not produce milk, we seek a sustainable balance of health, gossip and high quality content. As such we believe longevity is in the best interest of our herds.

Somehow, having two male partners is not the gayest thing about him.

Trve men intentionally catch the flu to increase their endurance by defeating it. I've had the flu 61 times and my white blood cells can talk now. They mostly thank me for making them so strong.

She must be so lonely but I guess that's what her ghost harem is for.

The last thoughts of a doomed man: "Are my pants falling off? Goddammit."

 

[Fishnumm]

Yuor consent doenst matter

 

[Fishnumm]

I want to rape you

 

[Gog & Magog]

>Brings up dicks
>Keeps talking about penises unprompted
>Doesn't get why he sounds extremely gay.

My penis is attached to my body and as long as I'm alive and intact I will keep talking about it.

Good job, everyone. Give your nuts a tug and pat yourselves on the back.

The deaths of websites always comes when you can no longer accuse people of pedophiles because you don't like them.

 

[Hepativore]

Capitalism killed my vagina

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Slurry of homosexual seething from a faggot with the comprehension of a cherry tomato.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

THE NIGGER WALL HAS BEEN BREACHED