random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LimeRikki]

I had an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time, and teenage girls ruled the lands of fanfiction.net like warring tribal queens.

 

[demicolon]

Tsundere is really, really fucking gay. More gay than having sex with a man, in fact.

 

[AGPinochet]

So hyped for this massive W.
Gonna get G O A 4 L I F E
tatted on my knuckles and punch homeless people, the economy is tight I can't afford to shoot them.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sounds like the name of a demon referenced in the Malleus Maleficarum, an malevolent entity so minor as to be no more than annoying and obnoxious, capable only of such things as making you stub your toe or trust the wrong fart after taco night.

I am a broke, unemployed, ugly retard with a paralegal degree. Why are you ignoring me?

 

[Random Internet Person]

You people are such joyless niggers, either enjoy the damn video or ignore it

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i want malfoid to (lovingly) rape the SHIT out of me

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

GOD BLESS DA LAND OF MEH HEE CO BISH

those child support payments will never be made again

 

[The Nothingness]

You can't call yourself white unless you're from the aryan motherland of Lesotho.

 

[Chromeo]

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TURKEY IS NOT A LEGITIMATE NATION IN THIS HOUSE, END OF STORY.

Where's your mirth nigga?

 

[Sunflare]

Never in a million years I’d thought I’d see agp rick and Morty selfcest fetish content but here we are I guess??

 

[cigint]

My penis is attached to my body and as long as I'm alive and intact I will keep talking about it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

As someone who grew up writing and obsessing over non-con InuYasha fanfics

"Mason, your enby furry agent enters the nice, spacious apartment with pew pew drawn. Professor Nicholson's body lies on the floor. Another body you assume to belong to the Latinx shmex worker he has been seeing is on the bed. The equipment in the bedroom indicates that they have been making amateur corn. #nokinkshaming Everything points to an unaliving sewer slide with a stabby stabby. You search the place and find the scholar's laptop unlocked and running. There's a PDF file... No. The other kind. There's a PDF file open about the ceremonial practices of the Zarma people from current day N word with only one g country in Africa."

I can't believe a down syndrome merman is post #69420

Fallout Equestria had its moments. Though it is retarded overall.

You're telling me this nigga falls asleep fucking hoes? Come on there bud.

I play with a number of dimensional horrors, and they're really hurt by this.

I found many names when coke was doing the whole "your name on the bottles" things, I never found my own name.

The Welfar Negress with a 1000 young you are paying the welfare benefits for

Our cunt is your dickhead. Your cunt is our lad.

This is funny 'cause (unless my Will Stancil lore is off) didn't he total his Prius earlier this year? I guess the bank of mom and dad told Will to get fucked when he asked them for a replacement

this nigga hates christmas

A man with a skull mask bursts out of a secret trapdoor and casts Raise Dead to turn a nearby corpse that he uses as a bodyguard in a fight to the death with the PCs. Afterwards, the PCs try to determine whether or not he was a Christian, since the only magic they saw him use was also performed by Jesus and Moses. Pure nerd fun.

Recently had a Cyberpunk Red one-shot where we had to have a discussion mid session to determine whether an observant Orthodox Jewish Netrunner would be able to punch deck on the Sabbath. I ran the idea past Grok and Grok argued that you could probably jew your way past this by programming AI to do your hacks for you provided you just left your deck on before the Sabbath.

Who knows what LLMs will uncover about our childish and naive understandings of reality, and our misplaced faith in gravity.

Math problems solving math problems?

how perverse.

I would feel sorry for mathmaticians and other people with endangered careers if they werent universally smug shitasses.

I'd like to think at least one person found out about the NFA update from Cokeman screaming in his trailer.

The more generic and less creative a movie is, the better it's food tie-in. I can't remember a thing about the Hobbit adaption, but I vividly remember how great the Denny's menu was.

This sounds like a gay (I mean homosexual not derogatory)

Only God and 9mm can stop me

you telling me the 50 year old whore selling pics of her pussy online ain't raking in the money?

I hope they choke on that girldick and go bankrupt.

I think Hitler might've succumbed to autism.

I fucking hate it whenever you have a take and then the worst person you know takes your side and now you're stuck in the same boat as a retarded lolipedo faggot in front of everyone else.

We all know the real fun is taking Tara Strong lines from Princess Clara in Drawn Together and putting them over Twilight Sparkle from MLP

 

[Chromeo]

It's not my fault you can't fucking read.

You have to read what follows in the voice of a crying Eric Cartman for full effect.

 

[Queen Metalia]

I swear this idiot never learns.

What, does he really think he’s going to get what he wants by doxxing and harassing medical professionals?

I’m starting to think he’s dumber than Cyraxx.. lol.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Dude, I seriously don't mean to be a dick here but what the fuck is your deal with Bionicle? Is it all you think about? Why can't you seem to understand that literally no one gives a shit about this lego robot fandom except you?

 

[Meat Target]

My grandpa taught me that you never pull out your gun, dick or wallet unless you are about to use it for its intended purpose, or you will look like an idiot.
He has not been proven wrong yet.

 

[Megaton Punch]

His butt is so flat and strange and gross thank GOD he died

 

[Meat Target]

"I was just sitting there, enjoying the ride and minding my own business, the out of nowhere this huge fat black guy came flying through the air and landed on me".

 

[Aunt Carol]

"ey slut cover up, i got a meat sock attached to me now so i don't want you whoring in front of me"

Eva is like if Kanye instead of really getting into Hitler, he got into Stalin instead.

"He, excuse me, she slipped and fell in the shower, hit her head and died. Oh, her feminine penis must have been eaten by a rat."

You think I am attractive enough to get laid by picky gay men? THANKS!

Clearly they have three or four cars and everyone, including the toddler and the fetus, are licensed and active drivers.

You don’t have to pretend to find trannies or fatties or minorities attractive when you’re jacking it on your own.

I've rated you "thunk provoking".. but I'd rather not think about it too much.

This is only the 2nd time ive ever heard him talking about his shit and piss diary.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Just because you get off to cute cartoons doesn't mean you stop hating niggers.

You spend your whole life thinking your gonna be Mario and then one morning you look in the mirror and you've become Wario.

Mr oney crushed my town with his big toe and he never paid the reparations
Now we are forced to live in shoeboxes while the younglings till the fields and the adults sell their bodies to science

Tom Fulp sounds really close to Cum Gulp, which evidently is what he’s been doing for the last while

His butt is so flat and strange and gross thank GOD he died