random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Nothingness]

Canada is killing 45 people a day with MAID and we can’t kill one woman? Embarrassing.

 

[Palmfish]

judeosatanic elites orchestrating a falseflag terrorist attack where they murder thousands of people via shaped explosive charges to give them justification to go invade some desert shithole, get a few more thousand people killed, justify mass surveillance... will inherently be more disturbing that some jeet getting ripped apart by a lathe because the lathes machine spirit's izzat was infringed upon by some dumb brownoid who stuck his hand into the big spinny machine that explicitly has a sign next to it telling him not to do this.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Realistically, nothing is going to beat "it was hot, like swamp ass hot" is it?

you have a dick, she has a vagina. that sounds pretty compatible to me. unless you cut yours off like a retard, then you're fucked (but not like how you want to be)

"My father is not homosexuality"

The only reason he hasn't come out of the closet yet is because he's too fat to fit through the door.

tl;dr: From what I can gather, the Pomni plush has gathered:

• Various amounts of food and soda poured onto it.
• Blackface make-up.
• Frost.
• Billy Mitchel:tm: Hot Sauce:tm:.
• (Probably fake) Teeth.
• Vomit
• Real hair, both as stuffing and as outing.
• Duct tape.
• Gorilla glue.
• Worms.
• Mold.
• Wood glue.
• Oil.
• Various amounts of river shit.

But, no semen. You win.

It's about making an example of those who bing bing without paying for their wahoo

One of the understated tragedies of the modern era is watching retardation once confined to the internet leak into the real world.

I can't believe there's an investment app that tracks Pokémon cards like stocks

 

[DickMain]

I do not know what the fuck a "fifth-generation unterganger" is.
Nowhere in your OP is this phrase adequately explained.
Please fix this.

 

[GunCar Gary]

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I can hear how terrified and overwhelmed you are right now, but please take a deep breath. You are safe from [Kiwi Farms].

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I’d rather hear a 5 year old tell me to fuck off than hear an adult say “I was graped by a pdfile.”

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Oh fuck... dat's not good.

Did I fuck up?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Everything with these people is dialed up to clownishness. Those aren't "cumbrellas"; those are cumcanopies.

 

[lepetomain]

I don't understand the whole fake meat thing. That's like fucking a blowup doll because you're opposed to sex.

 

[ScooterL]

Nigger looks like a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and a Homosexual Beavis.

 

[Harvey Danger]

child rape is not a fucking rickroll!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I found a $20 bill in the trash recently and got $10 for it. It ain't much but it's more than I had before I found it.

How did they manage to make something even more shit than ms teams?

I await the coping

Wait, lolicon attracts pedos? Who could've seen this coming?

Thats not kosher

 

[Gog & Magog]

@dcss on my alt account here. Came back to say that @Mound Dweller is the biggest cockgobbling faggot retard that god has ever cursed upon the world and he should throw himself onto the streets of London to get zutted by Karim and his 12 cousins.

I'm catmaxxed with my landlord at the moment but there IS a colony of strays near my job that have been uncannily welcoming to newcomers
like one time my wife dumped a stray kitten she rescued from a fried chicken drive thru and they were all "oh okay you're cool"

Never Doom, never Goon, never give up so long as there is HOPE; and there is always HOPE nigga.

The Balochs are 200% dedicated to putting me in a burger suit for dismissing them as irrelevant. You have to admire the hustle.

It's October, so please join me in casting an emoji spell to restore Colorado to the political state it was in 1992.
️ (ノಠ_ಠ)ノ ~

If you talk to her tell her Racist Parrot said you're a FAGGOT. And get real close when you emphasize faggot. Like super close.

Nice try Mossad, didn't think we didn't know about your mind control beams?

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

So uhh, im a 19yo trans woman, pre-transition, and im dealing with early male pattern boldness...

From here:

📚 Megathread Post in thread 'SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors'

Oct 1, 2026

I was going to bitch about how dead this thread is, but as they say, be the change you want to see In the world. I went hunting for a real monstrosity and now I kind of regret it, so I’m going to subject everyone else to it too.



I don’t think u/evieistrans has been posted yet. A tranny named Evie, what are the odds lol. Do you guys want to see what “Evie”’s rotting frankenvag looks like after he went back to his butcher to get the last mangled bits of his dick excised? It’s not pretty.

Spoiler: NSFW don’t dead open inside

...

• RuPaul’s Drag Racist

Reactions: x 7 x 11 x 5 x 2 x 3 x 19

Don't click the first spoiler for your sanity.

 

[Cnidarian]

Also the photo you're using is a stock image of a missionary worker posing with two children that aren't hers, so you are literally making shit up to justify your hatred of your own women. Please stop forming narratives based off of hardcore pornography.

 

[that_monika]

child rape is not a fucking rickroll!

 

[Chromeo]

I'm trying to be nice, you stupid fucking shithead!

yes I'm quoting myself it made me laugh when I reread it later

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

you're gonna have to admit we're all in the sociopathy together

nobody cares what I think nigger monkey.

I could afford a decent life in Ukraine earning basically fuck all, here I am RAPED and RAPED and RAPED.

Anyone who mistakes my writing for Claude's needs to get their head checked. I sound deranged.

As for reporting stuff, I am a bit iffy. The last time I made a report, I got the reply "Fuck you". And I haven't reported anything since.

Tldr: don't poison the well, Jews.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE JEWISH TIME TRAVEL OPERATION! WE'LL ALL WAKE UP TOMORROW WITH FORESKINS!

 

[Pedophobe]

Even Hitler hated jews liked dogs

Well, it is better than YouTube