random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Oliver Onions]

Wasn't sure how to format this as the quotes are both in tweets taken from this CH post.

I am receiving a virus that makes my phone overheat and become a bomb.

I'm about to use my last option. I'm going to contact the Pentagon.

 

[Nameless One]

It is really incredible how you fucking retards who have used this site for 10 goddamn years will reply to EVERY SINGLE BAIT POST indiscriminately and ruin the entire thread for absolutely every fucking person trying to read it! holy shit nobody cares!!! stop arguing with the mentally infirm!!!

We've shattered the narrative - DingDong
(Without any Proof)

There's so many DSP parallels to this stream its kind of crazy, take a shot for every strawman he makes up in his head.

Jesus Christ I go to bed and find 80 new pages of faggoty autism spewing from dongus dang and his cabin boy.

isn't looking at two people you wanna fuck going at it kinda like being a double cuck?

 

[demicolon]

This woman has more red flags than a game of Minesweeper.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

you're right, i might have been too subtle in calling you a retard. that's my bad

 

[Nameless One]

My place and right is judged and provided by God and resultant of how I live through purpose like everyone else; "A good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart." If someone has a problem with it or how I embody it, that's their own spiritual quandry they can grapple with as I'm not intruding on theirs. I guess to put it crudely, if my path and the connections I foster and all the good I can put into the world on it is negated by having responsibly sucked cock occasionally in private, well that's pretty retarded and goes against the spirit of things.

 

[Pedophobe]

People tend to not like being thought-policed by fat autistic troons with no redeeming qualities.

irony poisoning is an awful disorder

god, you guys are fucking pathetic

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

anyone who says Communism was bad for the ex-USSR territories knowingly wishes rape on the children

 

[Nameless One]

@Shakira Flabbergasted

Get raped, solzhenitsyn.

 

[Coberald]

And I knew they were loli but i cannot resist the birth arts cuz it made me shakey and have a boner on it

 

[Gentlebastard]

Seeing Scarlett Hampton on a porn site and recognizing her as the chick who is Ethan Ralph's sidepiece is a surreal experience

"Hello Mr. Senator, i would like to bring to your attention that there are too many niggers in porn"

And now yet another installment of autism-as-a-gender.

If only things could be cool, instead they always have to be gay. Life aint fair.

From the comments that get posted on the videos, the quality of engagement makes it damned obvious that this site drives most of his UTOOBS traffic.

for God's sake who has time to think about themselves this much?

If you consider yourself an anime fan and you don't pirate or bootleg I don't think you can consider yourself a true anime fan.

That is certainly A business idea. Your drawing skillz need work though, the strippers in the donut look dead, and that would be bad for business.

We don't need a power plant, we need hookers.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

I like this place, I paid about 1k in donations and merch over the years.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I offered him advice on cutting off his penis a while back because he said he wanted to, but he chickened out in the end.

I'm going to use my crone wisdom to start some soup cooking, so that by my own powers I will have something tasty for lunch.

 

[törkendreieck]

I have a far superior intellect, rationality, insight, wisdom, and power than everyone else in this thread. I have proven this by winning every single argument, there has yet to be any person to disprove me.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I saw Jesus Christ slowly manifesting Himself in my bathroom; I barely saw his beard and face, I shut the door and decided to not wash my hands because I was scared.
Is Jesus Christ preventing me from making SNCApedia.org?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Well, Clavicular never had the makings of a varsity streamer.

 

[oldTireWater]

What fucking hoe bag country are you living in?

 

[RomanianSchizo]

“Allahu akbar” is just what people say when stabbing or running over people. It’s like “cheers” when you clink a glass.

fat nigga got tired of waiting for his food

I wish I knew about the DAFT 4 years ago so I could've been chilling in Europe rather than doing visa runs.

Someone took the Moana remake flopping pretty hard.

 

[AMHOLIO]

No offense to any fellow posters on this website, but autists tend to be fucking retarded.

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm tired of this woman and her stupid Overwatch name.

 

[Ihasingbibisea1988]

The last six sponsored posts I've gotten are links to random posts in the sharty thread with the "ATTENTION GRABBING IMAGE" jpeg in them. One of them is full sized soytan vore embedded over and over again like 50 times.

Surprised nobody has sent this in considering the banner it has dedicated to it