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[demicolon]

Also, he probably likes Spongebob because Spongebob resembles a block of cheese.

View attachment 9264593I’d be drinking if I had to deal with this shit. I mean I drink and don’t have to deal with this shit.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've seen some downright disgusting shit in my life but this one takes the cake. Vodka and Coke? I need to vomit.

I try to give you an out for your culinary atrocities and you can't take it. Enjoy your bread butties or beans on toast, boys.

Cologne? I naturally smell like vetiver, leather, chainsaw oil, and rum straight out of the shower, like any real man.

which ever of you niggas did this has my gratitude and a coupon for a free bro-tug should we ever meet in a truckstop shit stall

turns out he remembered his daughter existed last year...

....just so he could fantasise about how she has spent her entire life held captive under a literal rapist

At this point he lies just for the joy of lying.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[The Nothingness]

A HEBREW GHOST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE MY PIGGY BANK DISAPPEARED WHEN IT HAPPENED

 

[Adrian Dittmann]

This nigger could kiss Hitler and their mustaches would never touch

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I have no fucking idea what the hell is going on here. This is why I almost never come to this part of the site, stay on A&N.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I called the jail, asked if he got raped yet or not, and they hung up on me!!

 

[SNEED.EXE]

If Fatrick fed Boogie into a woodchipper feet first the woodchipper would jam

He disrespected America by making an unfunny meme about Miss Circle laughing at 9/11

he used land belonging to a school to build his fat-fetish OC

There is always only one survivor in any fat v fat fight.

YOU WEREN'T USING THE OVEN TO BAKE COOKIES!!! YOU WERE HEATING UP $400 IN PENNIES TO GIVE ME THE OL SPICY SPHINCTER!!!!!

any time I see Fat Rick's gigantic ass, I want to fuck it until it bleeds.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

I'm slowly putting together a writeup on the various subsets of weird internet vampire larpers (styxhexenhammer is far from the only one) and ran across this gem in a published survey/research paper that listed responses. This was re: the question 'why do you consume blood':

 

[Aunt Carol]

Our enemies are legion, and there is no free sneed.

Also, side note: gross tits, fella.

yup he's a big lad. has his butt shaved for cleanliness reasons

Putting those Dragonlance novels back on the book store's shelf was the best thing I ever did at 13.

 

[Hamstirer]

"Mmmm, that (nice name for delectable area) looks so nice..." and let her see those fingers moving in like snakes searching for a good meal.

 

[Crex Crex]

"Your country should give me money so I don't sell my butthole to gay retards in my country." - The best argument that a low IQ Nepalese troon can come up with.

More to the point, there's apparently a thriving gay rape culture in Nepal.

 

[Secret Boots]

So we can jerk off to her. It's not that complicated you retarded faggot.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Every tranny is mentally ill. And I don't just mean in the sense that 'gender dysphoria' or autogynophilia are mental illnesses (they are), but troons are a smorgasbord of personality disorders and gravitate toward the tranny lifestyle because it allows them to act with fewer consequences and gives them access to a community that will validate whatever delusions and perversions they hold.

 

[stupid frog]

out of all of the hat-based religion i think im most attracted to sikhism because it closely aligns with my passion for stabbing people when mildly bothered

 

[Autistic Joe]

SUCK MY STAR-SPANGLED DING DONG.

 

[Prune Tracy]

We are out of oceans to cross.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I am playing my School House Rock VHS while I recite the chant "Justice Clarence Thomas" in the mirror for a half hour.

 

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Hoisted upon their own retard.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

she thinks there's a cheesewheel in Belgrade that's in control of her butthole