random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Maniacal Foreigner]

That's because there's no cure for anal bleeding. Well, except for marriage.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Apparently she'll only accept she/her pronouns in the context of incest roleplay.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

.... So I thought about trying to invent new slurs myself, but the problem is I don't really have the hate in me for it, so mine wound up being silly.

If that's the case, you're recycling slurs.

I posted on their profile months ago because I thought they were like the chill sped kid kind of retard, I can't believe my favorite Kid Cuisine poster would let me down like this

Well, going to prison for tax evasion would solve her housing dilemma…

If someone has a massive trail of degeneracy, naturally the place you'll fit in the most is the Kiwi Farms. Nobody like that ever gets doxxed here.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Dinysaurs, Jews, Middle East. Yes, it sucks.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

I know this site is a den of autism and villainy,

 

[Dr. Butt]

What izzat is gained by building a tunnel?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I had to put up with a lot of this shit because my mom was actually hot.

@AnOminous

 

[Dr. Butt]

I CAN'T [[not sexually assault people]] I'M AN UNDERTALE FAN!!!

 

[Cnidarian]

Gabe Newell is going to edit your DNA, goy, I'll make sure of it. We'll turn you into a human/ steam console hybrid.

 

[Hitman One]

You are genuinely one of the most retarded pea brained faggots on this entire site and that's saying something.

 

[Dr. Butt]

There's quite a lot of Sonic porn in there.

 

[neger psykolog]

For newbies or psychiatric patients

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

"Does he have a framed photo of a Samsung ad? What the fuck? That's the most shocking thing about this pedophile crack dungeon, I'm gonna be real with you." - Josh on 21 Nov 2025 MATI

 

[neger psykolog]

Jack is 100% the type to have passive-aggressively whined, begged, bribed, cajoled, sulked, and emotionally blackmailed the women in his life until they were worn down enough to throw him a once-in-a-blue-moon pity fuck of allowing him to use the thumbs and forefingers of both hands to mush it at them, followed by them silently giving him a "good job" pat on the back before wiping their eyes and waddling over to the toilet to queef out his chunky loads peppered with isopod fragments (doing so with the door open, and Jack frowning atop the sunken, ovenlike bed while he listened to all the gravelly pussy farts ricocheting off the porcelain at a volume louder than his own asthmatic wheezing, and his longsuffering heart still jackhammering for another twenty minutes from the exertion that had managed to produced a single drop of brown sweat that fell off the crack of his ass and made a stain which went all the way through to the box spring and stunk like onions).

 

[stupid frog]

If only you knew how WHOA things were, BUDDY.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Easily the winner of "Funniest Whore of the Year" if we make that a category in the Julays.

"all three brothels I've worked in have banned him in advance"

As of this post, there are three women you can pick from. One is a Rusky who doesn't show her face (bad sign), one looks like your average corner crackhead, and the third one wouldn't even be the second-cutest cashier at Family Dollar.

It's always so much fun to see random people get invested in a cow. It just goes to show that watching carnival freaks is a natural human thing, our sin (as stated by said freaks) is simply that we get together in a group to point and laugh at the freaks.

She goes out of her way to not to mention him by name, but how many shitlipped sex perverts can say they got arrested for threatening a shooting at their high school, sued Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande, been banned from almost every brothel in the state of Nevada, is actively trying to open a brothel, and totally isn't going to become the Harvey Weinstein of whorehouses?

I found another loony who's very similar. The only difference is he's a vegan crust punk who larps as trans Muslim.

This man operates on another dimension of logic.

It's more like an entirely different reality at this point.

That condom won't save you from its super AIDS.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Just tell the man he's guilty of Publiferated Dong Floppery of the Sœcond Dægree and be done with it.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She is Aesop’s morbidly obese, retarded grasshopper begging for food as the winter comes.

I hope she is forced to eat illegal aliens to survive.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am the most insufferable person in a 10 mile radius.

 

[DickMain]

Staff alerted the store manager who asked Innes to pay for his food, but the defendant responded by exposing his penis and then shaking it around 'in a clockwise circular motion'​

Sometimes the headlines give me a good laugh.