random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Whatever happened to just jerking off?

She took her son to Thailand to get castrated at 16. If she backtracks, she has to face the fact that she took her son to a foreign country as a child to get him castrated. She cannot accept that so she carries on trying to normalise it, because if it’s normal what she did is ok, you see?

are you sure his appearance isn't caused by incestuous DNA from webbed-limbed creatures that swim at night around Atlantic reefs while singing praises to elder gods?

like 100% sure?

 

[DickMain]

I'm sorry that my initial dig on this guy wasn't thorough enough to catch it back then; I stopped digging after I found his gay porn.

 

[CansOfCant]

im dreaming of brazilian monkey spics utilizing favela justice to annihilate the globohomo

 

[AltisticRight]

Your parents are right. This was a disgrace. If Trump had come out and raped a child on top of a burning American flag, it would be less of an insult to our nation. I've been denying it for too long, MAGA is dead. We need America First.

 

[Pedophobe]

I cannot imagine being older than 13 and thinking that's a good idea or even cool.

The em dashes give it away every time.

My hatred of the disabled is completely unrelated.

 

[stupid frog]

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“Jesse Singal posts could be here” he thought, “I’ve never been in this Bluesky feed before. There could be Jesse Singal posts anywhere.” The cool air from the computer fan felt good against his HRT moobs. “I HATE JESSE SINGAL POSTS” he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his greasy battlestation, making it pulsate even as the Brazilian black market HRT circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Jesse Singal posts on Bluesky. “With a Discord account, you can speak to any confused minor you want” he said to himself, out loud.

"But you banned him for adding alt text while being Black."

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Getting upset at that would be like getting upset that a cat said meow. What else do you expect it to say? It's a cat. It has a very limited vocabulary.

 

[neger psykolog]

Wow, someone who is more canceled than Null.

By the way, I love Israel.

 

[Comfyman]

Josh I've done deep research on this guy and from what I can tell he's black.

Yeah but he's not Indian

 

[Gentlebastard]

Anybody can get laid, but if you can't also talk to her afterwards about the pros and cons of necrons vs. eldar what is even the point?

I can't join ICE, but if wearing slacks on a plane will help my country then dammit, I'll wear some fucking slacks.

She looks like the only calories she consumes are the ones in Ozempic.

What in the absolute fuck.

Whatever happened to just jerking off?

I remember the old guy who owned the property asking, more diplomatically than I would, “why the flipping fuck are you fucking retards having a goddamn meeting on whether or not you might tear down my shit and build a whore house on it?!”

He developed his theory of the female mind by watching Casting Couch videos.

To spin a tale like this and make it so believable takes a level of transphobia and pattern recognition that's making me a bit jealous.

One time I made a scam caller cry by saying "you are a liar and a thief, and in a civilised country, you would have your hands cut off". He actually choked up and said "s....shut up!!" and hung up on me. Good times.

I had someone try that shit on me in Mexico.

“Eh senor no podemos ayudate si no puede hablar la idioma, no estas en la ciudad amigo”

and then I yelled “Burrito you fucking spic” except I didn’t because I was five foot 4 and the only white guy for a hundred miles. Instead I mumbled out the order and overpaid and prayed to god they didn’t hit me with the extra spicy for white people pepper surprise. They got me twice in the same meal. Fucking beaners.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

I yell at people. The casaulty of this vice is that the entire world despises me.

 

[obsdj]

It may or may not be the opiate of the masses but it absolutely is the whiskey of the shitheads.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I suppose you could just kill yourself and then you could ask him personally.

Fappucino.

It's just now pissing you off?

ive played mini metro before. this is nothing

Should I cum in it?

 

[X Prime]

Unfortunately I have most likely ingested Jamal’s jizz at some point, statistically, even though I tip well.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

"Imagine a country of 1.4 billion people where everyone is Ethan Ralph"

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I find myself in a cosy state of moderation where my children are being neither castrated nor fed cocaine.

 

[GaryGray]

"Imagine a country of 1.4 billion people where everyone is Ethan Ralph".

 

[CallmeCicada]

Thanks to the Kiwifarms I can easily discern when a user is genuinely autistic.

 

[Speedrunner]

But honestly, after looking at all that shit, I'm inclined to kill myself afterwards for good measure.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Welcome to Costco I love you.