random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

If I ever got catcalled by a demon possessed bike, I think I would just kill myself

 

[Chromeo]

A real witch would have a library card.

I came here to dunk on ghostfucking nerds not to slutshame a cat and that's that!

I love to believe that lil pajeet here stuck a lime up his arse, couldn't get it out and reached for a fucking eel, the sworn enemy of limes, to somehow navigate his body, grab the lime and leave peacefully.

Thanks asshat, now I have to imagine a person who smells like stale BO and lutefisk.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ching chong wing dong. Nigger fart poop nigger balls

Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is Indian.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Chantal wouldn't know a crackhead if he stuck a broomstick up her ass

 

[SNEED.EXE]

It has the same vibe as old-school 4chan memes. It's somehow forced and organic at the same time

This nigger just can't stay dead!!!!

there's something so incredibly enthralling about some guy putting blood and sweat, losing his mind on a task that is ultimately meaningless by choice, a complete hell of his own making where the only demons and screams of the damned are the bubble sound effects and laughs of a funny yellow square.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I'll believe it's real when I start seeing 300lb nigger whales and spic goblins screaming until they get heart attacks from jiggling around too much.

Most of the videos in here are generated by casual racists which is not good enough for my professional racist needs.

 

[neger psykolog]

No ones going to doxxx a thermostat, who would be that kind of a loser?

 

[█████████]

I WAS GRIPPING MY TOES ON THE CARPET CUZ I WAS HAVING DIARRHEA U MORON

 

[Jhonson the Two]

It scares me to think how many people are out there, wanting the brightness sucked out of everything.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

(I don't know how to add a quote on an already posted post on mobile so I'm double posting)

Go to the post box, attach all the quotes you quoted as normal. Change the view to show the source, then copy everything in that post box. Open the edit tab for the first post and paste it into that post. Congratulations, you have now added quotes to a pre-existing post.

 

[neger psykolog]

Go to the post box, attach all the quotes you quoted as normal. Change the view to show the source, then copy everything in that post box. Open the edit tab for the first post and paste it into that post. Congratulations, you have now added quotes to a pre-existing post.

I will substitute your complicated solution for my own, better and more penultimate solution: just double post or even triple post so the jannies have work to do and don't get bored.

By doing this I'm probably keeping the next mass shooter from acting out something horrific by keeping them busy with having to merge my posts (which satiates their autism and need for routine)

Enjoy double post merging prison, Jannie stalker child.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Even I managed to arrange a date recently, its not THAT hard. Is it really too much to ask for troons and furries to keep their crossdressing fetish and zoophilia to themselves?

Your comment reminded me of that troon's comment about girldick having a different "mouthfeel". Now I hate myself so I hope you read this and hate yourself too.

"I am very much on Kiwi Farms side" - Taylor Lorenz

The Christian fundies just wanted to ban Harry Potter and deny the reality of evolution, but they didn't try to saw off your head because they were butthurt over a cartoon, like some other religions I could mention.

She's mad because KF (and to some extent, 4chan) makes better journalism than she does.

 

[CaddestSlown]

"Moshe get a load of the Ashkenazi milkers on THIS one"
"That's nice dear but I'm posting in USPG2"

 

[Dr. Butt]

MODS BAN EVERYONE, BAN EVERYONE NOW!!!

 

[Spectate]

there is no post for this. fuck you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

sisters mercury is in retrograde and I’ve been dilating extra hard lately, why do all the men I find end up coming out to me as trans?

 

[Spectate]

you are worse then a rapist and a pedophile combined literally stop typing in my thread

 

[Rotollo 2]

I'm a huge theoretical computer science nerd if you couldn't tell

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I'M WORKING ON IT!" -CWC

 

[Gog & Magog]

and one incident of a neo nazi tranny aiming a shotgun at his cat in a horrifically filthy apartment