random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

 

[BigMan13]

"Hasan is so handsome!"
"Hasan takes care of himself!"
"Hasan works out!"

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Hasan is a turkroach doing what all turkroaches do to get white women.
Pretend to be Italian.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

NSFW spanking roleplays with Tom Nook AI chat bots, where Tom Nook's children walk in on him mid cock-sucking

 

[Aunt Carol]

destroy your computer with a blowtorch

"Be a good person and have a pure heart" is Bible 101

Metal Gear Solid is the Star Wars of schizo Internet people.

Obviously you aren't related to anyone sexy.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"@KFUserWith20kPosts, guy who created many great threads and posts since 2017, has been found out to be a convicted sex offender in Guatemala for powerlevelling in the Ethan Ralph thread"

always hated this faggot. my neurotypical psychic ability is always correct.

 

[Metamorpho]

I normally don't care about anyone wearing the traditional women outfit from native culture, but fat women should be barred from any ethnic outfit out of spite.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Did she get crowned kween of the black people?

 

[Ghostse]

“AH a buck breaking duel is it? Draw thy penis, knave!!”

 

[a kiwifarms user]

it's clear the "female orgasm" is just a myth they want you to believe in to forever use as a bludgeoning tool against your masculinity

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

What does neger think about this? How does this effect neger?

 

[a kiwifarms user]

my car is going to be owned by different homeless shelters every three months

You can also just watch the girls at porn conventions do porn pretty much on demand, half of them you can pay and fuck. No need to do weird shit like to jump a turnstyle and lick her face.

 

[Thé au lait]

Is 5 not the mid point between 1 and 10? Are you using the IGN version of the scale?

As a straight man I always get an erection when trannies dry hump guys in joke scenes, who doesn't?

always hated this faggot. my neurotypical psychic ability is always correct.

He had a big pink triangle right next to his name, you weren't exactly reading tea leaves on this one

what the fuck happened

Think the blood-test scene from The Thing; but replace the alien with copious autism and warped views on pre-pubescent girls.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

he was an ex-homosexual who became straight solely for his purple horse waifu.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

That's one ugly dude.

 

[Thé au lait]

made from heterosexuality-affirming materials.

 

[Meat Target]

Your default position when hearing about a pedophile abducting and raping a 13-year-old girl should not be "she was a slut".

If you can't understand this you are literally a danger to yourself and others and I implore you, tears in my fucking eyes, to kill yourself immediately.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Having your furry erp and child rape apologia DM's on a meanspirited autistic gossip site exposed to the rest of the meanspirited autistic gossip site is pretty different from having the soviet government spying on you in your own home.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Remember folks, never give your money to people who hate you.

 

[Meat Target]

Kiwi Farmers making me look normal, reasonable, and well-adjusted by comparison. Do you have any idea how difficult that is?

 

[Spectate]

@Trombonista

Bro, I am not moderating this.