random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CaddestSlown]

Who is gayopping who at this point.

get hatted bitch

There is not fear in this comment section, but indifference and sarcasms.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

 

[Dr. Butt]

edit: I should add it's not a furry thing, it was all about a dazed mountain lion with a big plastic rack and a bikini top(because of weird illegal plastic surgeons evaluating their work) to sell that those weren't huge tumors or something.

 

[FedPostalService]

The amount of RAM your PC has doesn't change how much a stuttering gay mess you are unfortunately.

 

[Aunt Carol]

As someone who’s been a licensed amateur radio operator for twenty years, I can tell the only time women are interested in ham radio is when their husband dies and they sell their equipment on Facebook marketplace.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I hate cynics so fucking much you have no idea. I've grown cynical of cynicism. A top hat is permanently grafted to my skull as a result of cynicism. I want to force feed cynics ecstasy so they'll enjoy something for once in their miserable lives.

Mostly unrelated, I spoke with a lesbian yesterday. I recognized her by the unmistakable resemblance to Andy Milonakis.

 

[Rotollo 2]

With every single one of your retarded posts, I get the feeling more and more that they were typed out with hands several shades darker than what a reasonable society would allow to have access to the internet.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I am not nearly smart enough to be that madman.

 

[Verdun_Salient]

Is this some sort of Jewish plan to make antisemitism seem lame and gay?

 

[Oxyjen]

“Your honour, I’ve always been called smart by my mentors, by my teachers, by my community members who I’ve associated with”

 

[Tablet County]

"hey uhhhh did you guys ever notice that uhhhh the government is made up of people, and uhhhh some people side with one guy, and that means uhhhh..."

I can't fucking take this.

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

I'm an insufferable terminally online faggot

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He looks like a gay man. They could have chosen literally anyone that didn't look like a closet case for the Youtube shit.

Link because I don't want my ISP seeing "5 year old girl raped"

You ok dude?

Going to also have to define genocide before putting that as a qualifier.

The only black person I remember dreaming about was the antichrist.

Have been thinking about this topic for some days now, I'm in the same boat in that the only dream I can recall featuring a black person was an antichrist dream as well - it was Barack Obama in the dream where he said he was the antichrist in front of a crowd of people who started hooting and cheering when they heard it.

He then went home and shot himself in the head because he just couldn't handle all the wittiness and intellect growing inside his skull.

Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to Pattaya

You guys are downing the vibe and I just come here to weep for humanity

Unpopular opinion:

Getting a tattoo is just a bad way to cope with trauma.

Getting a tattoo is not that much different than cutting yourself.

I dislike you more and more with each retarded post you make. Kill yourself.

 

[Doxmatix]

DSP: I can teach you guys about cologne. I have experience with it.
Also DSP: You Da Toilette

Maybe it’s different for fat lesbians but acid and masturbation does not seem like something I’d be down for.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Did you forget jewtube allowed gay anal sex a few years back

 

[Tablet County]

For a second I thought his name was Fuckle.

I respect the shameless self-promotion in the middle of the super important cataclysmic global event trvthnuke

Trust and believe in the Jeet Box series S. She will deliver me to Cyrodil in a plastic fume filled chariot.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

i think i should eat a toothpaste tube

 

[Jew-ish]

Over time, I have realized that Furries are the jews of the internet age.

 

[neger psykolog]

(this was written in response to the quote above)

>Suspiciously wealthy
>Suspiciously in powerful positions, powerful enough I can't legally say
>A lot are engineers for some reason
>Overwhelming sense of self entitlement
>Often associated with obscene amounts of scat
>Sheer degeneracy
>Most are circumcised (raincheck, heard it from a friend who was a former furry who got disgusted out of the fandom, he can't even look an anthropomorphic animals without getting sick)
Need I go on?

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

"I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb. Make fraudulent credit cards to fund the things we'll do the next 103 days. We'll start by getting some people's identities off the Playstation Network..."