random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Pascal's Wagie]

You can see pictures of his beloved naked online for free, I’m looking at her butthole literally right now

 

[Space Police]

Now il admit I thought about getting a bodypillow yea thats cringe BUT id be getting one of a muscle girl, one I seen with a red and blue oni woman looked nice but when looking up the artist there was a risk the pillow was a futa version and im no fag nor did I wanna drop 200$ on some ripoff piece

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Can't stand these April 16th newfags. Truly a cursed date on our kiwi farm - Anonymous8330 (Joined April 15, 2025)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I shitpost for free for the reward of shitposting.

 

[Spectate]

I wake up > I negrate everybody > I sperg about Synth > I sleep.

 

[NoReturn]

Source:

Tumblr mourns the death of 4chan.
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[Weebburner]

A forum, a wiki, and an imageboard. The triforce of autism. Forged in Mount Sperg.

 

[CaddestSlown]

All quiet on the autistic front.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ding ding ding

When I said "Ding ding ding" I didn't clarify that they were wrong dings and not right dings.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

triple Liberace gay

 

[CaddestSlown]

The proper reaction to attempts at demoralization is mockery, or better yet [FEDPOST DELETED]

After spending $40 million in research RFK Jr announced he has finally found the truth behind autism.
"Autism literally isn't even real lmao literally just stop flapping your arms and talk to people like a normal person faggot."

And yes, I am aware that I am being a howling retard.

 

[babadook]

It's called squirt, my dude, not piss. It's a liquid that female clitties generate when having a shaking full-body orgasm (easily reached by engaging the melanin receptors inside the vagina walls)

 

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RapeApe said:

4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Congratulations on starting a new decade with no job, no gf, no future and no penis!

 

[CEO of Gay]

Who could possibly think the owner of domain "puppygock.gay" would be a zoophile?

 

[bear hammer]

"I know this is going to sound super mega autistic but Kiwi Farms is like the Sith Order in Star Wars."

Link

 

[Random Internet Person]

Good looking woman getting a tattoo is like slapping a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

This is what SSRI does to a nigga

 

[Tablet County]

A gaggle of retards fighting over the last bottle of soy milk.

I don't see race. I just see obnoxious whores.

You can't fix her, she will ruin your life.

 

[Meat Target]

Everyone on the internet has a penis. Especially the women