random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Random Internet Person]

take a wild guess what the retard brigade cares about. i fucking hate this administration, i forgot how retard yet episodic everything was. this thread will move 50 pages a day talking about nonsense.

 

[Metamorpho]

T

The last thing the f*m*le sees before being bludgeoned to death and turned into a skin suit for sisson's secret gay lover.

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

May I recommend Starship Repo by Patrick S. Tomlinson?

 

[Tablet County]

Anybody who disses Costco is no friend of mine.

This thread is sock niggerhell

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

You're a retard, but this was funny.

You cant just copy paste bible verses
Use your words, man.
What are you trying to say?

 

[CaddestSlown]

"GIVE ME FURRY CUB PORN AND ABORTIONS OR GIVE ME A SLIGHT SPANKING!"

Wander into a Tesla spot in the mall, pop a teenager working there, and then get raped to death in El Salvador.

Up yours, nigger.

 

[Tablet County]

I came here to laugh, not to find you read dick-flattening hentai

My cat brings me voles, primarily. She thinks I'm too retarded to feed myself. She watches me eating broccoli with a palpable expression of disgust and pity.

Lol MAGA just openly supporting concentration camps now

What else are we supposed to do with the rise in ADHD?

Hopefully this will deter future gay barbers from violating our borders.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Out of all the things I expected from this thread, a mushroom autist debunking claims about mushrooms and by extension, claims about mushrooms, were not even in the top 500.

 

[Stoner Miko]

I'M HOME
I CAN PEE
SWEET RELEASE!!!!

 

[Tablet County]

How does some 400+ lb autist who psycho rocks back and forth in an office chair have BY FAR the best sense of focus in this entire sektur?

Only a confirmed diagnosis of autism would explain this level of bawling about Space Station 13. Please immediately present your medical records for proof.

the dicknipples were disturbing

 

[Gentlebastard]

IRS doesn't care what you're doing, IRS just wants their cut.

EWWW, I'm picturing the types of people that participate in these activities.

Fatrick is now an expert in....

*disembowels crow, casts entrails onto the fire and gazes into the smoke*

...Food Stamps!

The current state of politics where a shit-eating furry who makes fart porn to get out of soda debt thinks his political views matter.

 

[Brain Power]

I'm glad Genocide wished me a happy new year.

 

[Spud]

Saw a pic of a pornstar with a vagina before. I don't know who are they appealing to, and that creature apparently has lots of following.

 

[neger psykolog]

What if BMJ is like DSP and thinks a rainy day fund means for a day when it rains?

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Miserable before estrogen. Miserable after estrogen.

 

[Dr. Butt]

When I was in college, I had the idea to hollow out a potato, fill it with taco fixings, and call it a potaco. I clearly don't have the astronomically high IQ necessary to speculate about the ethics of raping dead dogs.

 

[Harm]

Bro has been going after some French rat Vtuber, because she's apparently a Nazi pedo or something, which has been impossible to verify because all the sources are in French, and leftists hate making the truth accessible.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Put the cum in the vagina right now and nobody has to get sucked off!

 

[Gog & Magog]

It depends. I disagree that people's should ignore author's intent, it's like putting a toothbrush up one's ass "because you feel like it and don't care what it's creator intended".

 

[Dr. Butt]

self control terrifies me and I resent it in others